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re: When you're voting in the Worst Poster tourny, remember Iron Puppet's secret list
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:06 am to Nitro Express
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:06 am to Nitro Express
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Look at this idiot. He honestly believes he could whip someone's arse. Anybody! Hell, pick someone. Anyone?
Puppet, you've never offended. You're just not worth my time. That's it. Don't flatter yourself.
Typical redneck, brave behind a keyboard and a wall where he can throw rocks.
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Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:07 am to Irons Puppet
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Show me anyone on the list that wouldn't want the AU job or at least interview for it.
Well, since your sauces won't tell you how to click on hyperlinks:
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Elliott: “Contrary to reports I saw (Friday), I have not been contacted about the head coaching job at Auburn and am not scheduled to interview for that position.”
This post was edited on 7/14/21 at 10:08 am
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:09 am to NocaHomas Teepee
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Elliot was promoted after Clemson's OC took the USF job.
What jobs was Elliot actively perusing? Do ya need to call up your BOT sauce first before you can share that info?
LINK
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:10 am to Irons Puppet
after you claim he was already interviewed by Auburn (which he denied).
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:13 am to Irons Puppet
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Show me anyone on the list that wouldn't want the AU job or at least interview for it
Jamey Chadwell, Coastal Carolina HC- Maybe this one
Steve Sarkisian, Alabama OC- lol. He had much bigger opportunities
Bill Clarke, UAB HC- He definitely didn't want it. Everyone around Birmingham knows this.
Matt Campbell ISU HC - Bigger opportunities coming than AU
Hugh Freeze Liberty HC - Same as Matt Campbell
Dan Quinn-Former ATL Falcons Head Coach When do NFL coaches consider AU?
Scott Satterfield- Louisville Head Coach - Maybe this one
Brent Venables-DC @ Clemson - He'd rather coach defense at Clemson than head coach at AU
Tony Elliot- RB coach @ Clemson - Don't know, so I'll say maybe.
Bill O’Brien- Former Texans Coach - BAMA OC is a better, more secure job
Mike Gundy-OKSU HC - that's like leaving big brother to get your arse whipped by your other big brother. Gundy has helped build OSU, he wouldn't leave OSU for AU.
Two, maybe three of those guys would really consider AU.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:14 am to NocaHomas Teepee
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after you claim he was already interviewed by Auburn (which he denied).
I guess you are right, coaches never lie about interviewing for other jobs.
Of course he would want to stay at Clemson as the OC and turn down an opportunity for a top paying SEC HC position. I can believe some people are that stupid, NocaHomas is living proof. Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:14 am to Irons Puppet
Son, I've been fighting everyday of my life for many years. You're the internet tough guy, not me. Once again, you prove you're a dumbass. Keep talking and leave us no doubt.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:18 am to Irons Puppet
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As for the list, remember this is from the Tuesday after Gus was fired. And they were conducted via Zoom, so they were scheduled every two hour over a two day period (math is hard for posters like Tuscaloosa
Can you show me a hypothetical time line for this to occur and help me understand that math?
TIA.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:19 am to Irons Puppet
Ok. Let's say every one of those guys were interviewed over a 2 day period. Improbable, but lets run with it:
11 people - all who I think we agree would be good as Auburn's HC - either a) couldn't impress the search committee of their value or b) couldn't come to terms with Auburn about assistants, support from the AD and administration, or how much autonomy they'd have from the Good Ol' Boy boosters or c) some combination of a) and b).
So Auburn had to go with #12.
If your list is true (which I don't believe for one second) then it means Auburn is a fricking dumpster fire that is burning hotter than Tennessee football, Georgia basketball, and LSU's entire university right now.
11 people - all who I think we agree would be good as Auburn's HC - either a) couldn't impress the search committee of their value or b) couldn't come to terms with Auburn about assistants, support from the AD and administration, or how much autonomy they'd have from the Good Ol' Boy boosters or c) some combination of a) and b).
So Auburn had to go with #12.
If your list is true (which I don't believe for one second) then it means Auburn is a fricking dumpster fire that is burning hotter than Tennessee football, Georgia basketball, and LSU's entire university right now.
This post was edited on 7/14/21 at 10:22 am
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:23 am to Tuscaloosa
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Can you show me a hypothetical time line for this to occur and help me understand that math?
It was one big zoom call with every coach to save time
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:28 am to Nitro Express
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amey Chadwell, Coastal Carolina HC- Maybe this one
Steve Sarkisian, Alabama OC- lol. He had much bigger opportunities
Bill Clarke, UAB HC- He definitely didn't want it. Everyone around Birmingham knows this.
Matt Campbell ISU HC - Bigger opportunities coming than AU
Hugh Freeze Liberty HC - Same as Matt Campbell
Dan Quinn-Former ATL Falcons Head Coach When do NFL coaches consider AU?
Scott Satterfield- Louisville Head Coach - Maybe this one
Brent Venables-DC @ Clemson - He'd rather coach defense at Clemson than head coach at AU
Tony Elliot- RB coach @ Clemson - Don't know, so I'll say maybe.
Bill O’Brien- Former Texans Coach - BAMA OC is a better, more secure job
Mike Gundy-OKSU HC - that's like leaving big brother to get your arse whipped by your other big brother. Gundy has helped build OSU, he wouldn't leave OSU for AU.
Two, maybe three of those guys would really consider AU.
You really believe that shite, my you really are a moron.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:31 am to Tuscaloosa
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Can you show me a hypothetical time line for this to occur and help me understand that math?
I think I posted it with the interview times. It was over a two day period and scheduled 2 hours apart. Not hard to due via Zoom and easy to keep quiet. It will be how most Schools conduct interview in the future.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:32 am to Nitro Express
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Steve Sarkisian, Alabama OC- lol. He had much bigger opportunities
Auburn has been a better program than Texas for a long time.
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Bill Clarke, UAB HC- He definitely didn't want it. Everyone around Birmingham knows this.
Never an option. Nobody wanted him.
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He'd rather coach defense at Clemson than head coach anywhere
FIFY
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Matt Campbell ISU HC - Bigger opportunities coming than AU
Probably
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Hugh Freeze Liberty HC - Same as Matt Campbell
No chance he'd ever get a shot at Auburn with his past at Ole Miss. See Bobby Petrino.
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Mike Gundy-OKSU HC - that's like leaving big brother to get your arse whipped by your other big brother. Gundy has helped build OSU, he wouldn't leave OSU for AU.
No thanks. His name comes up for every job opening. Sexton mus be his agent.
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Dan Quinn-Former ATL Falcons Head Coach When do NFL coaches consider AU?
Bobby Petrino and David Gibbs both came straight from the NFL to be coordinators at Auburn and both went back to the NFL. Nick Eason just came from a 10 year stint in the NFL... Do better...
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Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:33 am to Irons Puppet
What you posted:
What actual people who cover CFB said:
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Here is the list that was interviewed prior to a Committee being announced.
Jamey Chadwell, Coastal Carolina HC-
Steve Sarkisian, Alabama OC-
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Interview thru Zoom. I left off the times, but they were 2 hours apart.
What actual people who cover CFB said:
quote:Auburn Wire - USA Today
Per Dennis Dodd, Kevin Steele is no longer being considered for the head coaching position and, per Auburn Undercover, neither is Steve Sarkisian who did not interview this weekend as expected.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:33 am to Irons Puppet
Most everyone "believes that shite". You have 11 guys on your list, none of them took the job. None. AU apparently had to make a new list, dig deep, and hire a nobody like Harsin. At best he was #12 on "the list".
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:36 am to Nitro Express
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At best he was #12 on "the list".
Ok, now you just took it to bubble blowing retard level.
Keep believing that stupid shite.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:37 am to Leto II
Some people have a hard time understanding the concept of coaching searches and the fact that they involve interviewing multiple people. When the job opened on Sunday, AU got a lot of calls from people (agents) who had interest in the $5M+ a year job. It doesn't fit the narrative of some that AU is a desirable HC job.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:38 am to Leto II
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Auburn has been a better program than Texas for a long time.
I can't debate AU has performed better than Texas as of late, but no coach would consider AU a better job than Texas.
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Never an option. Nobody wanted him.
That's not what some people have said.
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FIFY
Maybe, but his post was about AU.
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No chance he'd ever get a shot at Auburn with his past at Ole Miss. See Bobby Petrino.
I can easily see AU going after Freeze after he has some religious "turnaround".
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No thanks. His name comes up for every job opening. Sexton mus be his agent.
I agree. I wouldn't want him either.
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Bobby Petrino and David Gibbs both came straight from the NFL to be coordinators at Auburn and both went back to the NFL... Do better...
They coached at AU? I was unaware.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:39 am to Irons Puppet
He's a fricking idiot. This thread has made that abundantly clear.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:39 am to Nitro Express
Harsin was only on Greene's list. You do not have a clue what happened at AU during that period. Keep reading the Cult Newsletter.
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