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re: What do you hate the most about your rival

Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by NashvilleVol
Nashville, TN
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:27 pm to
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i hope the plunger handle breaks off in your cousins arse tonight.


Not to worry, I'll have it firmly tied to the one I have deep in your cousin's arse. Whats the chances of both breaking?
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:28 pm to
damn the ut fans are getting smarter while plunger raping their own cousins.
Posted by NashvilleVol
Nashville, TN
Member since Jun 2009
1359 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:32 pm to
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damn the ut fans are getting smarter while plunger raping their own cousins


We keep text books on their backs. We excel at multitasking
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:50 pm to
MSU- The Cowbells. Those fricking redneck cowbells. I really hate them and can no longer tolerate going down to Starkville for a game solely because my head is throbbing when I leave the stadium.

LSU- Well over half the people who attend their games have never gone/plan to go to school there
Posted by TouchdownTN
Member since Jun 2009
2609 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:52 pm to
Kentucky - They drink bourbon instead of whiskey. John Calipari is their new head coach.

Alabama - Everytime they get caught cheating they blame Tennessee. They're called the Crimson Tide yet their mascot is an elephant.

Florida - They whip our arse every year, but for some reason are incapable of producing quality NFL talent.

Vandy - They are all more intelligent than I am.

Reasons I like my rivals

Kentucky - They like to drink bourbon. Can not beat us in football under any circumstance. I'm excited to see any success Cal has at Kentucky be taken away by the NCAA.

Alabama - Their women are easy.

Florida - I'm really struggling with this one....

Vandy - It's in the great state of Tennessee.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:54 pm to
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tennessee391


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Vandy - ugly chicks

From what I've seen, Vandy has much hotter women than Tennessee
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:59 pm to
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I feel cheated on this!! But Bama and Ole Miss are getting up there

Bama doesn't even remotely consider yall a rival. There's more of a rivalry between Ole Miss and Bama than between the 2 of yall. It's like us saying we have a rivalry with Kentucky.
Posted by southernstunna
Oxford
Member since Apr 2009
572 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 1:01 pm to
What is wrong with drinking bourbon rather than whiskey? You do realize that all bourbon is whiskey, right?
Posted by TouchdownTN
Member since Jun 2009
2609 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 1:09 pm to
There is a little bit of that Mississippi ignorance for you. Some Bourbons are Whiskey, but not all whiskey is bourbon ya jackass.
Posted by LSULANE
Earth
Member since May 2007
4170 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 1:56 pm to
They both taste of shite.
Posted by TouchdownTN
Member since Jun 2009
2609 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 1:58 pm to
I can't believe a good ol' boy from Covington, I'm assuming Tennessee, would say something like that.
Posted by pitbull1Ark
Bella Vista, Arkansas
Member since Sep 2008
1212 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 2:34 pm to
We play Tenn next year and the one thing I'm looking forward to is the playing of Rocky Top!
Posted by Dinkle Dawg
Member since Feb 2003
Member since Feb 2009
3345 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:04 pm to
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i hope the plunger handle breaks off in your cousins arse tonight.
PIHYCB
Posted by starlight
A beach somewhere in the Caribbean
Member since Oct 2008
2039 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:08 pm to
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They get lucky and beat 3 major teams that usually beat the Sh:t out of them and go to a bowl.


3 of the last 4 times we played Florida we have won so I wouldn't really say that is lucky and that they usually beat us, more us having their number than anything.

Damn I am argumentative today.
Posted by Dinkle Dawg
Member since Feb 2003
Member since Feb 2009
3345 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:12 pm to
Florida has only won once in MS i the past 16 years (at starkvegas and oxford)and they beat UM in O's 3rd year i think
Posted by bamascott2
XIV
Member since Apr 2009
9671 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:15 pm to
That ersatz aroma of hay, diesel fuel, and chicken shite that emanates from them, coupled with the always annoying "WOE DE DAYUM EE-GUH" whenever they walk into a room.

It used to be pathetically cute...
Posted by Dinkle Dawg
Member since Feb 2003
Member since Feb 2009
3345 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:16 pm to
The Sad Pad made me hate UM
Posted by mmjones87
we so cold
Member since Oct 2008
14206 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:17 pm to
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The Sad Pad made me hate UM


Understandable.
Posted by Small Town Kid
Member since Apr 2009
480 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:19 pm to
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but not all whiskey is bourbon ya jackass.


southern never said that all whiskey was bourbon. so look who's the jackass now? if it weren't for memphis and dollywood nobody would go to shitehole tennessee becuz nobody likes that godawful orange turd in knoxville
This post was edited on 6/4/09 at 4:22 pm
Posted by starlight
A beach somewhere in the Caribbean
Member since Oct 2008
2039 posts
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:21 pm to
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they beat UM in O's 3rd year i think


Yeah they beat us at Ole Miss in 07. I was at the home game when they were on our schedule maybe 02? we won it and then beat them the next year at the swamp. And saying you beat Ole Miss during the Orgeron era isn't really anything to brag about, I mean who didn't beat us then?
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