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re: What do you hate the most about your rival
Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:27 pm to heartbreakTiger
Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:27 pm to heartbreakTiger
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i hope the plunger handle breaks off in your cousins arse tonight.
Not to worry, I'll have it firmly tied to the one I have deep in your cousin's arse. Whats the chances of both breaking?
Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:28 pm to NashvilleVol
damn the ut fans are getting smarter while plunger raping their own cousins.
Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:32 pm to heartbreakTiger
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damn the ut fans are getting smarter while plunger raping their own cousins
We keep text books on their backs. We excel at multitasking
Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:50 pm to Adiossuck
MSU- The Cowbells. Those fricking redneck cowbells. I really hate them and can no longer tolerate going down to Starkville for a game solely because my head is throbbing when I leave the stadium.
LSU- Well over half the people who attend their games have never gone/plan to go to school there
LSU- Well over half the people who attend their games have never gone/plan to go to school there

Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:52 pm to NashvilleVol
Kentucky - They drink bourbon instead of whiskey. John Calipari is their new head coach.
Alabama - Everytime they get caught cheating they blame Tennessee. They're called the Crimson Tide yet their mascot is an elephant.
Florida - They whip our arse every year, but for some reason are incapable of producing quality NFL talent.
Vandy - They are all more intelligent than I am.
Reasons I like my rivals
Kentucky - They like to drink bourbon. Can not beat us in football under any circumstance. I'm excited to see any success Cal has at Kentucky be taken away by the NCAA.
Alabama - Their women are easy.
Florida - I'm really struggling with this one....
Vandy - It's in the great state of Tennessee.
Alabama - Everytime they get caught cheating they blame Tennessee. They're called the Crimson Tide yet their mascot is an elephant.
Florida - They whip our arse every year, but for some reason are incapable of producing quality NFL talent.
Vandy - They are all more intelligent than I am.
Reasons I like my rivals
Kentucky - They like to drink bourbon. Can not beat us in football under any circumstance. I'm excited to see any success Cal has at Kentucky be taken away by the NCAA.
Alabama - Their women are easy.
Florida - I'm really struggling with this one....

Vandy - It's in the great state of Tennessee.
Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:54 pm to tennessee391
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tennessee391
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Vandy - ugly chicks
From what I've seen, Vandy has much hotter women than Tennessee

Posted on 6/4/09 at 12:59 pm to Fatbackhawg
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I feel cheated on this!! But Bama and Ole Miss are getting up there
Bama doesn't even remotely consider yall a rival. There's more of a rivalry between Ole Miss and Bama than between the 2 of yall. It's like us saying we have a rivalry with Kentucky.
Posted on 6/4/09 at 1:01 pm to OMLandshark
What is wrong with drinking bourbon rather than whiskey? You do realize that all bourbon is whiskey, right?
Posted on 6/4/09 at 1:09 pm to southernstunna
There is a little bit of that Mississippi ignorance for you. Some Bourbons are Whiskey, but not all whiskey is bourbon ya jackass.
Posted on 6/4/09 at 1:56 pm to TouchdownTN
They both taste of shite.
Posted on 6/4/09 at 1:58 pm to LSULANE
I can't believe a good ol' boy from Covington, I'm assuming Tennessee, would say something like that.
Posted on 6/4/09 at 2:34 pm to TouchdownTN
We play Tenn next year and the one thing I'm looking forward to is the playing of Rocky Top!
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:04 pm to pitbull1Ark
quote:PIHYCB
i hope the plunger handle breaks off in your cousins arse tonight.


Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:08 pm to pitbull1Ark
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They get lucky and beat 3 major teams that usually beat the Sh:t out of them and go to a bowl.
3 of the last 4 times we played Florida we have won so I wouldn't really say that is lucky and that they usually beat us, more us having their number than anything.
Damn I am argumentative today.
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:12 pm to starlight
Florida has only won once in MS i the past 16 years (at starkvegas and oxford)and they beat UM in O's 3rd year i think
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:15 pm to Dinkle Dawg
That ersatz aroma of hay, diesel fuel, and chicken shite that emanates from them, coupled with the always annoying "WOE DE DAYUM EE-GUH" whenever they walk into a room.
It used to be pathetically cute...
It used to be pathetically cute...
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:16 pm to bamascott2
The Sad Pad made me hate UM
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:17 pm to Dinkle Dawg
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The Sad Pad made me hate UM
Understandable.
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:19 pm to TouchdownTN
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but not all whiskey is bourbon ya jackass.
southern never said that all whiskey was bourbon. so look who's the jackass now? if it weren't for memphis and dollywood nobody would go to shitehole tennessee becuz nobody likes that godawful orange turd in knoxville

This post was edited on 6/4/09 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 6/4/09 at 4:21 pm to Dinkle Dawg
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they beat UM in O's 3rd year i think
Yeah they beat us at Ole Miss in 07. I was at the home game when they were on our schedule maybe 02? we won it and then beat them the next year at the swamp. And saying you beat Ole Miss during the Orgeron era isn't really anything to brag about, I mean who didn't beat us then?

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