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Posted on 12/3/16 at 9:27 am to UF
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Alabama will bodybag Florida. If the Gators go up 7-3 in the first quarter, their fans will want to take a photograph because the Tide freight train will be pulling out of the station. My sources indicated Nick Saban's support staff spent Friday night putting plastic sheets around the Georgia Dome field to protect Tide fans from the blood, brain splatter, and other muscly sinew that will result in the butchery. That way DNA can't link them to the scene of the crime, and they won't have to testify against Nick Saban—should it ever come to that, which it won't.
Posted on 12/3/16 at 10:15 am to Atxgump
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Bama is the only sec team in the playoff, so let's join hands, gather the unicorns and glitter, and all sing kumbaya.
If I bring my gitfiddle can I play my rendition of kumbaya? It's called Kumbaya, Roll Tide Mutha Frickers!
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