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Update to Gus's Wiki.
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:40 pm
Just saw this.
High School has replaced Gus's name throughout the page.
High School
Immature. A bit funny.
High School has replaced Gus's name throughout the page.
High School
Immature. A bit funny.
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Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:41 pm to SLC
His offense still whooped your arse didn't it?
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:41 pm to API37
You're a bore.
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:42 pm to API37
High School=65 points 
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:42 pm to API37
woo hoo
1-2 against Arkansas now.....give Gus a fricking cookie, topped with whipped cream for me, would you?
1-2 against Arkansas now.....give Gus a fricking cookie, topped with whipped cream for me, would you?
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:42 pm to SLC
Goat raping controversy
While coaching in Springdale Arkansas, it was rumored he and Brent Harroo were well known to sneak out of the high school at night and go into barns in the countryside to rape goats. This practice continued for nearly a decade. Speculation on this act said it was part of his satanic rituals that allowed him to control the minds of the young football players with his goat fricking dick. It is known, however, that during the market crash, when the goats of Springdale were slaughtered, Malzahn moved to Tulsa Oklahomo, where there are an abundance of goats to frick, and this practice is encouraged there by none other than Oral Roberts.
While coaching in Springdale Arkansas, it was rumored he and Brent Harroo were well known to sneak out of the high school at night and go into barns in the countryside to rape goats. This practice continued for nearly a decade. Speculation on this act said it was part of his satanic rituals that allowed him to control the minds of the young football players with his goat fricking dick. It is known, however, that during the market crash, when the goats of Springdale were slaughtered, Malzahn moved to Tulsa Oklahomo, where there are an abundance of goats to frick, and this practice is encouraged there by none other than Oral Roberts.
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:43 pm to API37
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Goat raping controversy While coaching in Springdale Arkansas, it was rumored he and Brent Harroo were well known to sneak out of the high school at night and go into barns in the countryside to rape goats. This practice continued for nearly a decade. Speculation on this act said it was part of his satanic rituals that allowed him to control the minds of the young football players with his goat fricking dick. It is known, however, that during the market crash, when the goats of Springdale were slaughtered, Malzahn moved to Tulsa Oklahomo, where there are an abundance of goats to frick, and this practice is encouraged there by none other than Oral Roberts.
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:43 pm to SLC
Once
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:44 pm to Hawgeye
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give Gus a fricking cookie, topped with whipped cream for me, would you?
u mad cuz we killed ur seccg hopes brah?
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:44 pm to McKeezy
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:46 pm to Ross
I'm not trying to flame you guys, I've congratulated Auburn. I just saw this on another website and thought it was funny enough to share.
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:47 pm to SLC
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:48 pm to SLC
wow. still doesn't top the Les Miles wiki entry after last year's Ole Miss game though.
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:48 pm to crimson crazy
That was classic.
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:49 pm to SLC
i dont remember what happened to it
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:51 pm to heartbreakTiger
I cannot remember the details but it had stuff about him being too dumb to read a clock. I think they referred to him as that guy from Slingblade. Other stuff.
I have a juvenile sense of humor, so I like those things.
I have a juvenile sense of humor, so I like those things.
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:55 pm to SLC
Posted on 10/16/10 at 8:03 pm to SLC
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I cannot remember the details but it had stuff about him being too dumb to read a clock. I think they referred to him as that guy from Slingblade. Other stuff.
Hmmmm, may have to go and check the edit log ... one of the great things about Wikipedia is you can always revert a page back to the way it was before.
Posted on 10/16/10 at 8:13 pm to API37
Cam Newton whipped our arse. Special Teams whipped our arse.
Malzahn is just in a great spot having an absolute freak of nature handling the ball every play. How difficult is it to just tell your 6'6" 255 lb QB to just run around and make plays.
Malzahn is just in a great spot having an absolute freak of nature handling the ball every play. How difficult is it to just tell your 6'6" 255 lb QB to just run around and make plays.
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