Update to Gus's Wiki.

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Goat raping controversy While coaching in Springdale Arkansas, it was rumored he and Brent Harroo were well known to sneak out of the high school at night and go into barns in the countryside to rape goats. This practice continued for nearly a decade. Speculation on this act said it was part of his satanic rituals that allowed him to control the minds of the young football players with his goat fricking dick. It is known, however, that during the market crash, when the goats of Springdale were slaughtered, Malzahn moved to Tulsa Oklahomo, where there are an abundance of goats to frick, and this practice is encouraged there by none other than Oral Roberts.

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give Gus a fricking cookie, topped with whipped cream for me, would you?

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I cannot remember the details but it had stuff about him being too dumb to read a clock. I think they referred to him as that guy from Slingblade. Other stuff.

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