To the bama fans

First and foremost I’d like to say that I hate you.

Now that that’s off my chest, I’d like to say how much respect I’ve gained for you all. From the way the university of Alabama gave $26 million back to that donor when it came out that he was calling for a ban against the state of Alabama for its stance against abortion, to the way you all gave our president the great welcome that he deserves (Dow is up 50% in the three years under his presidency so suck it). Thank you for standing up for what’s right.