Thread to select who gets to take me to a bowl game

Well, Ole Miss isn't going (but we got rid of Houston so that's a win in my book).

The purpose of this thread is to select which person will have the privilege of taking me to their bowl game with them.

I will provide the following services:

1. Getting you girls to bring back each night (if you dont seal the deal it is not on me tho)

2. Getting rowdy at bars/clubs

3. Cheering loudly for your team (but not Mississippi State because I hate them)

4. Winning any fights you get into/providing security to functions (I am a black belt in MMA and various other fighting techniques)

5. Driving (I am an extremely good drunk driver if I am under .30ish)



Please write you team, your anticipated bowl game, your hotel, and what other benefits you will be able to offer me (no Cam Newton).