Thoughts and prayers going out for Alabama fans

Buckle up, it’s gonna be a rough rest of the season. That will probably be your only win of the year, a certain fan base has been telling everyone that will listen that you lost your very best coaches and they were the only reason you didn’t go 0-12 last year.

Must have gotten just plain lucky last night, but there’s no way that fan base has ever been wrong about coaches or anything else for that matter. So you’re clearly screwed for the rest of 2021. Sorry guys