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re: There will be blood....
Posted on 10/22/09 at 3:32 pm to ole orange
Posted on 10/22/09 at 3:32 pm to ole orange
quote:It's a beautiful state, no question. I love to ride my bike through it. It's just the people damnit!
I'll have you know East Tennessee is beautiful country.
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Posted on 10/22/09 at 3:34 pm to NATidefan
the plunger...tennessee sucks
Posted on 10/22/09 at 4:33 pm to Quigley
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the plunger...tennessee sucks
Big words form a little boy.
Posted on 10/22/09 at 5:10 pm to volhound
so losing to UCLA and Auburn at home means you're good? 
Posted on 10/23/09 at 5:55 am to Quigley
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so losing to UCLA and Auburn at home means you're good
I never said it was douche bag. I would like for you to point out once where I said that. I was talking about your little boy quote, I mean really you couldn't come up with anything better then the plunger? I mean that is weak, but then again look at where it's coming from.
Posted on 10/23/09 at 6:56 am to volhound
God Damn I hope we beat the frick out of those toothless, single wide trailor renting, wife beating frickers. I hate Bama more than anyone could possible hate another team, they are all worthless pieces of shite, and I would swurve to hit them on the side of the road.
Posted on 10/23/09 at 8:51 am to volhound
nice e-smack utard. look at the post I was replying to. I was laughing at the plunger picture that was posted not talking to you idiot vol fans. learn how to use the board or go back to volnation
Posted on 10/23/09 at 2:35 pm to Quigley
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Quigley
I am not on volnation douche bag, nice try. Would you like to explain what "utard" is? I think that you meant to say you tard?
Posted on 10/23/09 at 3:34 pm to volhound
Volhound thank you for continuing to be a Utard (see below). You're proving why I hate UT fans. Thanks and thanks also for not using the phrase little boys again. I was starting to get worried about you.
Combination of UT and retard = Utard. Seems pretty simple to me.
Combination of UT and retard = Utard. Seems pretty simple to me.
Posted on 10/23/09 at 3:46 pm to Quigley
gay arse lsu fans, your team is irrelevant this year :doublebird: :doublebird:
:doublebird: :doublebird:Posted on 10/23/09 at 3:47 pm to Quigley
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You're proving why I hate UT fans
We dont like you either bitch.
Posted on 10/23/09 at 4:24 pm to tennfanatic
now this I can get behind!
Posted on 10/23/09 at 4:24 pm to crunchimusmaximus
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crunchimusmaximus
do you post on the CFN boards?
Posted on 10/23/09 at 4:26 pm to Quigley
quit stalking me dude
Posted on 10/23/09 at 4:27 pm to crunchimusmaximus
so that's a no?
Posted on 10/23/09 at 4:28 pm to Quigley
Posted on 10/23/09 at 4:31 pm to tuck
quote:So its safe to assume you dont like UT?
Yes it's that time again. My favorite week of the season. It's UT time.
You see people I hate Tennesse. It's not just your average ordinary hate, this hate permeates through every cell on my body. If one of my cells could speak, that cell would get 5 years in prison for assault and battery.
I feel violent during this week. I like to hit inanimate objects as I walk by them and pretend it's a Tennesse fan. I get Tourrete's during UT week. I'm prone to sudden outbursts of profanity both in the work place and in random places like the grocery store.
People ask me, "tuck, what's wrong? You seem on edge..." I look at them with fury in my eyes and scream, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO WE PLAY THIS WEEK!!! IT'S F&@$ING TENNESSEE!!! I F%@#ING HATE THOSE F&$%ING F#&$ERS!!! F*&$ TENNESSEE!!! F@#& THEM TO HELL!!1"
When I watch this game, I yell a little bit louder, I break a few more pieces of furniture, and I beat my wife and dog a little more than usual. It's uncontrollable. I am powerless. It is useless to fight it.
This rivalry is everything to me. The alpha and the omega. I want the score to be Bama INFINITY/Tennessee NEGATIVE INFINITY. I want to see their woman and children cry. When Conan the Barbarian said, "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women," he was referring to Tennessee.
Former Tide player Bully Van der Graaf understood this game. In the 1913, the UT/Bama game went into the night. Cars had to circle the playing field and use their headlights to light up the field so play could continue. There would be no break from the battle. Well in that game Bully got his ear caught in one of his teams pant legs and it cut it pretty badly. Bully was so mad that he tried to pull his own ear off to try and get back in the game. His teammates had to restrain him from his madness. You see when it comes to the Alabama/Tennessee game, there will be hate, there will be fighting, there will be madness, and there will be blood...
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