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Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:36 pm to Number 3 is my Hero
Anyone who uses toys just sucks in bed. 
FACT
FACT
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:36 pm to Bellabama
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You broke up with your gf? Is it because she was a bitch? Is this a good thing?
92.7% of the time
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:36 pm to Bellabama
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Is it because she was a bitch?
This
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:37 pm to ACL11190
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:37 pm to e2drummer
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what's the difference between a "cougar" and a "puma"?
In the wild and by large feline standards, geographical location make the determination. In a bar, 5 yrs and 35 bucks.
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:38 pm to e2drummer
Puma is (IMO) a woman that is 60+. Cougars are 35-49. And 50-59 are Pugars
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:38 pm to LewDawg
I need to find me a cougar with money and one hell of a plastic surgeon.
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:39 pm to LewDawg
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Puma is (IMO) a woman that is 60+. Cougars are 35-49. And 50-59 are Pugars
What's a leopard?
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:39 pm to LewDawg
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Pugars
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:39 pm to LewDawg
I'm not having sex once i get that old. 
By old i mean late 50's. I think i'll just go with Golf like most old guys.
By old i mean late 50's. I think i'll just go with Golf like most old guys.
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:39 pm to Bellabama
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What's a leopard?
A spotted cat?
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:40 pm to ACL11190
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I'm not having sex once i get that old.
By old i mean late 50's. I think i'll just go with Golf like most old guys
Viagra
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:40 pm to Bellabama
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What is a Leopard?
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:42 pm to ACL11190
Clearly, they are either under 35 or over 80.
This post was edited on 12/14/09 at 5:43 pm
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:43 pm to Bellabama
Kitten 12-18
Cat 19-21
Tiger 22-25
Leopard 26-34
Cougar 35-45
Puma 55+
Cat 19-21
Tiger 22-25
Leopard 26-34
Cougar 35-45
Puma 55+
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:44 pm to Number 3 is my Hero
They all purr!
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:44 pm to Bellabama
How old is this chick? What would she classify as?
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:45 pm to ACL11190
Definitely a puma who dies her hair.
Posted on 12/14/09 at 5:45 pm to Bellabama
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They all purr!
I like making them purr
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