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re: The arrogance is overwhelming...

Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:14 pm to
I think I might die. I cut my finger and it's still bleeding. I'm in a foreign city and I have to pick someone up at the airport in 2 hours.

Typing is difficult, due to the band aid that is serving as a tourniquet.



Posted by Crimsoncutie98
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:14 pm to
You crack me up.
Posted by e2drummer
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:16 pm to
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I cut my finger and it's still bleeding.

Medical Advice: cut it off.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:18 pm to
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Medical Advice: cut it off.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.




Probably isn't good anymore anyway. Damaged goods. I fainted when I dripped blood on the floor. My dog woke me up by licking my face. It was like Lassie.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

I think I might die. I cut my finger and it's still bleeding. I'm in a foreign city and I have to pick someone up at the airport in 2 hours.

Typing is difficult, due to the band aid that is serving as a tourniquet.


You bleed for a WEEK every MONTH, and THIS is gonna kill you???


I'm calling bullshite on that.























But, I'm very sorry for your pain. Prayers sent
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

I think I might die. I cut my finger and it's still bleeding. I'm in a foreign city and I have to pick someone up at the airport in 2 hours.

Typing is difficult, due to the band aid that is serving as a tourniquet.


Try not to die Bella. That would suck I think. I can be there in an hour and a half and try to help.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:19 pm to
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BlackHelicopterPilot



Cutting yourself is NOT the same as when Aunt Betty comes to town.
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:19 pm to
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Cutting yourself is NOT the same as when Aunt Betty comes to town.



BellaCutiePrincess has Auntie Flow
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:20 pm to
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Try not to die Bella. That would suck I think. I can be there in an hour and a half and try to help.


You are like the Lone Ranger, Superman, and someone else really good all rolled into one being of amazing humanity.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:21 pm to
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BellaCutiePrincess has Auntie Flow




I don't even know how to respond to this.
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:22 pm to
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You are like the Lone Ranger, Superman, and someone else really good all rolled into one being of amazing humanity.


That's me. Like the nicest most caring person on the entire Rant.
Posted by e2drummer
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:22 pm to
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Auntie Flow

FWIW, I always just call it "the Crimson Tide"
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:23 pm to
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FWIW, I always just call it "the Crimson Tide"


Never even heard that before.

Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:23 pm to
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FWIW, I always just call it "the Crimson Tide"






So, next month when "flow" comes calling, I'll tell my wife "That arrogant bitch is back again?
Posted by e2drummer
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:23 pm to
I know... original. But it works.
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:23 pm to
BTW, you look at my pic yet?
Posted by Crimsoncutie98
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:24 pm to
Guys have it so much easier than girls....it's just not fair.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:24 pm to
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BTW, you look at my pic yet?



Posted by Crimsoncutie98
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:24 pm to
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So, next month when "flow" comes calling, I'll tell my wife "That arrogant bitch is back again?


And you do it again.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 12/15/09 at 7:26 pm to
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And you do it again.


BellaCutiePrincess is a lucky woman





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