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Posted on 2/16/14 at 9:56 pm to Jrv2damac
"You getting down" or "You gonna pass in front"?
Posted on 2/16/14 at 9:56 pm to northalabamacracker
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I don't know if that is true, got something to back that up?
But hey, if you want to be a waiter, bar tender, bouncer, stripper, host or hostess, or work in a hotel, then Louisiana is the place for you and you will certainly be able to gain employment in those fields since Louisiana' s number 1 industry is tourism. Oh, oh and don't forget the casinos. Everyone wants to be a blackjack dealer.
If you want the worst public school system in America, come to Louisiana.
An incredibly high violent crime rate?
One of the highest illiteracy rates?
A population that speaks a form of broken english?
A state that constantly losses land to the Gulf?
The highest car insurance rates in the south and second highest in the nation?
Some of the highest home owners insurance rates in the country and don't forget your flood insurance.
Then by all means come to Louisiana.
And the trade off is good food and lots of booze, or as the natives call "culture".
This is like Verne Troyer making fun of Warrick Davis for being a taller short person.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 9:56 pm to BlackCloud
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. I mentioned this to my wife and she replied..."yea...what a depressing state".
Sounds like a real dumb broad. So what?
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:00 pm to northalabamacracker
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But according to the US government, if you live in Louisiana you are more than twice as likely than a resident of Alabama to live in a mobile home. Number 8 in the nation in fact.
US Census
Doesn't that link hava Alabama at 14.7% (#5) and Louisiana at 14.0% (#8)?
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:01 pm to TidenUP
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"You getting down"
First time I heard my wife (girlfriend at the time) ask me this I thought she either wanted to dance or frick.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:02 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Doesn't that link hava Alabama at 14.7% (#5) and Louisiana at 14.0% (#8)?
Shhh, DBT. It's funnier that he doesn't notice.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:03 pm to GCTiger11
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:03 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
No. It has Alabama at 6.7%.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:03 pm to GCTiger11
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This is like Verne Troyer making fun of Warrick Davis for being a taller short person.
It really is hilarious. Who knew Al. had all these safe, clean, world-class cities? All the people are so thin with nice teeth and they all are rocket scientists.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:03 pm to northalabamacracker
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:04 pm to northalabamacracker
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No. It has Alabama at 6.7%.
That Bama education is leaking.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:05 pm to northalabamacracker
Sorry man, simple oversight, can happen to anyone.
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United States 6.7 (X)
Alabama 14.7 5
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:05 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Opps.
Goddamnit that was gonna be my backbreaker.
Goddamnit that was gonna be my backbreaker.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:05 pm to BlackCloud
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I was so depressed by the time we got to Florida I felt ill. I mentioned this to my wife and she replied..."yea...what a depressing state".
Well oh god, I hope I can sleep tonight knowing you may not come to our state again
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Please carry-on though....this is quite entertaining for a former New Orleanian.
My previous point still stands. BTW, it's funny for LA natives to talk bad about anywhere else. What do y'all really think the rest of the countrys perception of you is?
This post was edited on 2/16/14 at 10:07 pm
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:06 pm to GCTiger11
Ummm, I'm out of this thread. What's Cyde's sig? "SECR...rednecks making fun of rednecks" something like that.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:06 pm to northalabamacracker
No worries.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:07 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Ok, I am good and drunk now. Let's get this intervention rollin'. frickin' Bama/Auburn fans.
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:09 pm to TidenUP
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Yeah, you would never hear that in Monroe.
I've never been to Monroe, or even north Louisiana
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"You getting down" or "You gonna pass in front"?
I'm wondering where I said Louisianans don't speak broken English. I'm also wondering who in America doesn't deviate the language incorrectly...
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:10 pm to harmonics
Redneck Conflict Resolution 101.
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