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Super Secret News that will ROCK the RANT: REVEALED! Part Deux!!!!
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:38 am
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:38 am
As I said, my investigation into the Rant's missing traditions isn't over yet.
After uncovering the shocking fact that we somehow managed to make it through the offseason without a Best Poster Tournament, I decided to verify my research
Unfortunately, I found something even worse. There was no Worst Poster Tournament either!!!
Nothing at all.
So here we are. How do we know who the best and worst posters are?
Well, since apparently I noticed the tournament was missing, investigated it, and then I decided I should keep it a secret, I have come to the only reasonable conclusion: I hereby declare myself Lonnie Utah as the 2026 Worst Poster on the SEC Rant!!!
I would like to thank everyone who made this possible. Mostly myself.
Frankly, I'm not sure I've ever been more qualified for anything.
I accept this prestigious honor on behalf of myself, and I promise to try to be better next year.
Maybe.
After uncovering the shocking fact that we somehow managed to make it through the offseason without a Best Poster Tournament, I decided to verify my research
Unfortunately, I found something even worse. There was no Worst Poster Tournament either!!!
Nothing at all.
So here we are. How do we know who the best and worst posters are?
Well, since apparently I noticed the tournament was missing, investigated it, and then I decided I should keep it a secret, I have come to the only reasonable conclusion: I hereby declare myself Lonnie Utah as the 2026 Worst Poster on the SEC Rant!!!
I would like to thank everyone who made this possible. Mostly myself.
Frankly, I'm not sure I've ever been more qualified for anything.
I accept this prestigious honor on behalf of myself, and I promise to try to be better next year.
Maybe.
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:40 am to Lonnie Utah
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I hereby declare myself Lonnie Utah as the 2026 Worst Poster on the SEC Rant!!!
There is no way that dalton doesn't win this award this year. Even people that have tried to be worse aren't worse.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:41 am to TigerLunatik
somehow he was worse than cajunbama
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:42 am to RockyRococco
I know I am in the minority, but I find cajunbama to be hilarious. 
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:12 am to TigerLunatik
If you guys would like for me to abdicate the throne on this one, I'd be open to the conversation.
For a price!
For a price!
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:14 am to Lonnie Utah
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For a price!
Well, I don't like him that much.
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