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re: SPLSU fans’ absence this week has been a gotdamn disgrace

Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:45 pm to
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

front row seat to the fireworks

You've been bringing up fireworks lately. Were you deprived of them as a child?
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9516 posts
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:46 pm to
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World War invaded homos that you are


Lost it there LOL

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:46 pm to
I like fireworks.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:47 pm to
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You've been bringing up fireworks lately. Were you deprived of them as a child?


Oddly yes. My accountant father said they were a waste of money. He also complained about my use of paper towels to dry my hands.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:47 pm to
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My accountant father


He sounds like a damn smart man.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:48 pm to
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
103677 posts
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:49 pm to
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He also complained about my use of paper towels to dry my hands.

We all needed to dry our hands at that age. I bet your mom complained about pages in the Sears catalog sticking together too.
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9516 posts
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:50 pm to
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Then I will leave with your women


Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2321 Boomed Your Sooner Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
37973 posts
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:50 pm to
Not sure why you are seething, fatso.

This isn't the first A1abana season ruined by a girl!


Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:51 pm to
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I bet your mom complained about pages in the Sears catalog sticking together too.


If you haven’t seen JoeKoy Live from Seattle on Netflix, go watch it and thank me later.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:52 pm to
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Not sure why you are seething, fatso.

This isn't the first A1abana season ruined by a girl


Look at this broke by Tuscaloosa baby back bitch who thinks he can just show up, absence unnoticed, pull out his old Clemson gear, and pretend nothing’s ever changed.

Fuuuuucccckkkkkk you.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
103677 posts
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:53 pm to
I'll check it out. Haven't seen a good stand up in a while. Some of Chappelle's stuff has been ok but not what I would consider good like some of my favorites.
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9516 posts
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:53 pm to
Dickriding Clemson transgenders. Interesting angle.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:55 pm to
In case anyone is keeping count...

Number of times Invaded during a World War:

France (Louisiana by proxy) - 2
USA - 0
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9516 posts
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:59 pm to
No one has seen Taboo?!

Next you’ll say you’ve never heard of Peaky Blinders.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
40489 posts
Posted on 12/2/20 at 11:02 pm to
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Congrats on the great season*. I’m sure you’ll be remembered great like the rest of your championship seasons.

2009- Colt McCoy gets hurt and Bama barely beats a freshman in Garrett Gilbert. Colt Stays in and Texas wins by 10.

2011- Didn’t win your division and finished 1-1 vs a team that beat you at home and lost on a neutral field.

2012- Ohio State is on bullshite sanctions and finishes undefeated. Should have played undefeated Notre Dame for national title.

2015- Legit title. Best single season rushing performance ever from Derrick Henry, who will go down as one of the best RBs in football history.

2017- See 2011.

Would make sense that y’all would win it in this fake arse sham of a season. Congrats on the national title*




*LSU backs into the championship with losses to Arkansas and Kentucky. You dumb hypocrite motherfricker
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 11:05 pm to
Losses vs. Kentucky in Football in the last 23 years:

LSU - 3
Alabama - 0
Texas A&M - 0
Posted by JTA1985
Member since Feb 2012
3579 posts
Posted on 12/2/20 at 11:09 pm to
Gump you are embarrassing yourself. :rotflmao:
Posted by Mithridates6
Member since Oct 2019
8220 posts
Posted on 12/2/20 at 11:10 pm to
Oh I'm still here, my phone breathalyzer app might keep me away from here on Sat night, but regardless of how had it gets I'm going to look forward to all of our freshmen getting some playing time as well as Bryce Harris and co. for yall (I hope he's make damn strong hand offs for the most part though)
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 11:12 pm to
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Gump you are embarrassing yourself.


You will speak to 2x Award Winning SECRant user Tuscaloosa with some fricking reverence in your tone. Do you understand me?
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