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SEC has predatory mascots, texas has prey

Posted on 9/12/19 at 11:24 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
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Posted on 9/12/19 at 11:27 pm to
You keep ringing that bell, they’re gonna keep showing up.

why you do this?
Posted by Sun God
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Posted on 9/12/19 at 11:29 pm to
Easy upvotes and more importantly more laughs
Posted by PorkDawg
Texas
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Posted on 9/12/19 at 11:30 pm to
That looks delicious
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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Posted on 9/12/19 at 11:31 pm to
Cows are dumb

Steers (cows sans balls) are dumber

Who does not like a good hamburger properly cooked?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 9/12/19 at 11:37 pm to
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Who does not like a good hamburger properly cooked?

Probably a majority of UT undergrads
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 12:00 am to
Did Darrell Royal frick your wife?

What's the deal with your TEXAS obsession?
Posted by drivebyag
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 12:11 am to
quote:

Did Darrell Royal frick your wife?

What's the deal with your TEXAS obsession?




Obsession? Oh the irony
Posted by Kilgore Trout
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 12:35 am to
That would explain why Bevo ran away from Uga.
Posted by genro
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 12:37 am to
I mean I like our chicken and pigs (and gators) too.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 12:43 am to
Did you check with the texas PPD guy or still relying on the SID?

quote:

What's the deal with your TEXAS obsession?


I am way less obsessed than you.
I am not on a B12 or texas site whining like you are here.

quote:

Did Darrell Royal frick your wife?


While I have been know to engage in sexual congress while in TX, hopefully it was not with your mom or grandmother. I would hate to think a loose seed of mine would be as passive aggressive as you are. It is one thing to be self deprecating, funny, and generally empathetic (women love these things BTW) but it is another to spew forth one thing, when close reading your words suggest another view or intent.

Be a man, not a mouse!

If you compliment LSU play don't turn around and whine about another aspect of the game. Jesus, how do you get laid in the modern world or do women reward flip flop men with sex these days? Christ, I am old as dirt so I have time on my hands but if you are under 50 you should be out doing something else than fighting with folks on an internet message board in a different conference from your own, and in a different state.

At least those KSU folks or ISU folks are funny in their trolling because you can tell THEY are not taking themselves seriously. I do not post on either board but I do lurk now and again. Also, learn to share with your conference mates then talking down to them like you are the best football program ever because you are not. You are better than most but most of that is location and resources over being the real power. Use that to talk up to people instead of down to them and don't be shocked when folks outside austin like you.

As for Arkansas, Missouri, and Texas A&M - the divorce is final - so let them go on with their lives and you go on with yours. If not you become the shrew ex wife that loses all the mutual friends because nobody wants to hear the crap after the first or second time. If you hate when people do that to you, for gods sake don't do it to them.

While I know this is just a message board, and unlikely you will listen, I am telling you there is a better way to be a better person here and in the real world.

HTH
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 12:46 am to
Bevo was a big arse steer and UGA was a small wheezy dog. If UGA had 200 to 300 lbs my guess is Bevo does not try to bully.

Mike weighs a lot less than Bevo but Bevo knows he is little match for those teeth and claws.
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 12:48 am to
quote:

Did you check with the texas PPD guy or still relying on the SID?

Your reading comprehension is pitiful.

Why would I offer my first-hand account of the actual temperature of the visitor locker room -- for possible media consumption -- to the physical plant director?
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 12:48 am to
Gamecocks are bred to fight to the death

Wild boar are formidable without a gun or bow

Gators are sneaky bastards that have been around since the dinosaurs and are still here
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 12:51 am to
You said you engaged in first person communication with the SID, did you not?

I have known my share of SID types and that is not the correct person for the response desired

Guy running the PPD would know the HVAC stuff inside and out and hence would offer a more direct, more correct, and more useful communication.
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 12:53 am to
You still don't get it. This was a media-related inquiry, not a technical question or comment.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 12:59 am to
I've only killed gators. Not that hard.

They are definitely not sneaky, crafty, sly or anything that could possibly imply smart
This post was edited on 9/13/19 at 1:00 am
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 1:01 am to
I am an engineer by education. If I want to know about the HVAC I don't talk to the SID, I talk to the PPD person.

I think I get this problem way better than you do. I am looking at the forrest and you keep discussing a tree.
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 1:05 am to
I didn't want to know how the HVAC worked because I felt it working, which I was willing to report to any interested media.

I doubt the physical plant director has a Rolodex full of newspaper and TV reporters' numbers.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 1:09 am to
quote:

I've only killed gators. Not that hard.


Lets hope so, but how did you do it?

With a gun or just your bare hands?

quote:

They are definitely not sneaky, crafty, sly or anything that could possibly imply smart


Yet here they are, an apex predator, after serving for what 30 to 40 million years.
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