re: Phillip Fulmer is a pretty awesome grandpa

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I'm throwing bricks at SOJ.

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You're too stupid to throw bricks.

Got sand in your pussy over a picture?

Did you and your kid bump into Phil and his grandson while trick or treating?

Did Phil's grandson whip Cyde Pussy Jr.'s arse and take his candy?

What upset you so?

Since you haven't responded well to civilized discussion, maybe this will help...

You're dumb

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Since you haven't responded well to civilized discussion, maybe this will help...

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"Alabama got caught cheating and Phil Fulmer went trick treating. "

You're a fricking idiot. Is that civil enough for you, Bammer?

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You're a fricking idiot. Is that civil enough for you, Bammer?

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I don't think you grasp the concept nor the definition of the word civility.

Also, I take exception to be called an idiot, particularly by you. I rejected multiple offers of membership to Mensa, got accepted to MIT, Georgia Tech, along with other prestigious universities, and am only a few months from earning a Ph.D. in the field of chemical engineering. I may be a lot of things, but you have no basis to ever refer to me as anything but your intellectual superior.

Hillbilly Haiku... for SOJ.

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god i hate bamer

you cain't talk civil to 'em

i ain't civilized

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In your honor I am going to go eat the last Krispy Kreme doughnut.

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If you were to do something in my honor I'd rather you embrace a person of color in the bonds of brotherhood, but that's probably asking too much of you.




I do suppose I owe you some sort of congratulations, as you have dragged me down to your level and beat me with experience. I'm sure you learned all about that from your hero. So in the interest of my own sanity, I must withdraw to finish up some experiments and get the results published.

Savor your pyrrhic victory, as I'm confident you don't have much else going on in your life.

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Fail. That's not a haiku. Let me fix it for you:

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i'm eatin' donuts

phil, my hero, ate 'em too.

i'm a big fat slob

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#15

you know why i'm mad?

forty-one to seventeen

in saban's first year

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You come from a state that had signs in their towns warning Black people not to let the Sun go down on them.

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I grew up in a neighborhood where I was the only white kid, and you tend to be a fairly vocal racist on this site. Mine was a personal attack directed specifically at you. What has happened before in my state or with Bear Bryant doesn't really concern me. Furthermore, I was not playing any type of race card. I simply stated that if you were to do something "in my honor" I would appreciate it if it was something beneficial to the world like being nice to someone you wouldn't normally be, instead of eating a donut and turning into another statistic that causes insurance premiums to go up for everybody else. I hope this clears up any confusion for you.



ETA: I'm really enjoying cyde's haikus. Keep up the good work.

how in the hell did this make it 8 pages?