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re: Petrino had a female rider in motorcycle crash

Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:21 pm to
Posted by Hawgwash
Arkansas
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376 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:21 pm to
I love Petrino, but this is easily the most fun thread of all-time. With that said, I will add my two cents!

It was not a miracle that the girl sustained no injuries, she was used to landing on top of Bobby!
This post was edited on 4/5/12 at 8:53 pm
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22045 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:22 pm to
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Petrino has said he has been an avid rider since he was 10


Ahh so a little underaged driving?


















Posted by Marty McFrat
Arkansas hell
Member since Feb 2011
14827 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:22 pm to
This thread definitely was fun.

My honest opinion on what is happening with the situation?

Most likely an affair. My mind wants me to not believe that but deep down in my gut it's telling me it was a cover up with this young blonde(whom I would pound all day long).


So there you have it, an Arkansas fan admitting I believe Petrino is having an affair(gut feeling).
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27626 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:24 pm to
yes this thread is definitely the Rant's finest hour, great stuff
Posted by secfan123
beverly hills
Member since Jan 2010
9646 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:25 pm to

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something like that. My theory is that the wreck was an attempt to cause an abortion: kinda like how women threw themselves downstairs in the thirties.
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I shouldn't have lol'd at this but I did



i almost didnt type it, but im going to hell for so many other things i though, "why not."
Posted by Latarian
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Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:26 pm to
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:27 pm to
Just saw a report that Petrino hired her the day the position was posted on the University's HR site? Said they'd take applicants until April 27 - but the position was already filled? Hmm.....
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22045 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:27 pm to
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So there you have it, an Arkansas fan admitting I believe Petrino is having an affair(gut feeling).


Very good. We're proud of you.

However it pains me, all of us really, to point out that the affair is not what is going to make this a convoluted, God-awful mess. It's the school involvement and press releases.

ETA: Odds that the couple who picked him up were boosters/stakeholders?
This post was edited on 4/5/12 at 8:29 pm
Posted by LaBornNRaised
Loomis blows
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:29 pm to
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(whom I would pound all day long)


Yea, I love my wife as much as the next guy but that chick was smoking and nobody knows what they would do if they had the opportunity to crush that chick. My .02
Posted by Billy Mays
Member since Jan 2009
25816 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:29 pm to
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Most likely an affair. My mind wants me to not believe that but deep down in my gut it's telling me it was a cover up with this young blonde(whom I would pound all day long).


So there you have it, an Arkansas fan admitting I believe Petrino is having an affair(gut feeling).




Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
43565 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:29 pm to
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ETA: Odds that the couple who picked him up were boosters/stakeholders?


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Posted by secfan123
beverly hills
Member since Jan 2010
9646 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

Just saw a report that Petrino hired her the day the position was posted on the University's HR site? Said they'd take applicants until April 27 - but the position was already filled? Hmm.....


oh, something got filled......
Posted by CFBFAN1121
Abbottabad, Pakistan
Member since Sep 2006
4174 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:30 pm to
If Petrino hadn't hit it yet, he sure as hell was trying

Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
43565 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:31 pm to
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Yea, I love my wife as much as the next guy but that chick was smoking and nobody knows what they would do if they had the opportunity to crush that chick. My .02



How do you know the Petrino's do not have an "open marriage" or that they were not recruiting another partner to help "spice things up"?

Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22045 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:31 pm to
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DaleDenton


Anyone not retarded want to chime in?
Posted by KillianRussell
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2012
7319 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:32 pm to
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Did Denton see this ?




Just saw a report that Petrino hired her the day the position was posted on the University's HR site? Said they'd take applicants until April 27 - but the position was already filled? Hmm.....
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:32 pm to
99 problems, but a helmet ain't one
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:33 pm to
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It's the school involvement and press releases.

Yes. Although the affair with a subordinate (whose fiance is also in the department) is a sexual harassment issue that could get him in trouble as well. It's generally considered sexual harassment regardless if consensual when a subordinate is involved.
Posted by secfan123
beverly hills
Member since Jan 2010
9646 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

How do you know the Petrino's do not have an "open marriage" or that they were not recruiting another partner to help "spice things up"?



yeah, something like that coming out would be GREAT for recruiting.

"Coach Saban, why should my boy choose Alabama?"

"Well, ma'am, cause im not a sex perv."

"Shontarius, you're going to bama."





This post was edited on 4/5/12 at 8:34 pm
Posted by Woopigsooie20
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Member since Mar 2010
60012 posts
Posted on 4/5/12 at 8:33 pm to
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Anyone not retarded want to chime in?



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