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Ole Miss fans caught shoplifting butt plugs at sex store

Posted on 8/27/22 at 5:56 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 5:56 pm
Jukin, wtf is going on with you all?

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Posted by Partha
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 5:58 pm to
The guy must be Mercer Bear's Cousin from Oxford
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 5:58 pm to
1,2
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 5:59 pm to
Sad thing is that from the pics, it looks like dude is smuggling it out.
Posted by MoarKilometers
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 5:59 pm to
A little disappointed to see it's still in the box
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 6:01 pm to
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dude is smuggling it out.

How hard would it be to smuggle a butt plug? That dudes doing it all wrong.
Posted by five_fivesix
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 6:01 pm to
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1,2


uh, there’s only two people pictured.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 6:02 pm to
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there’s only two people pictured.

Oh boy
Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

How hard would it be to smuggle a butt plug? That dudes doing it all wrong.

He’s probably already wearing one.
Posted by silverstreak
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 6:04 pm to
I'm just shocked that it wasn't a couple of aggie yell leaders
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 6:05 pm to
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

How hard would it be to smuggle a butt plug? That dudes doing it all wrong.


I like to think he plans on selling it. I mean, not even the most pro buttplug advocates would buy a buttplug out of the box.
Posted by five_fivesix
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 6:06 pm to
Joe Brandon’s economy gots folks desperate. $129 for a buttplug?
Posted by DannyBateman
Alabama
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 6:28 pm to
She got that look like she hopes they get caught at the counter .....
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 6:32 pm to
She looks like she holds her farts in til they smell like rotten eggs
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 6:49 pm to
Ole miss brains right there, on a mission to steal and looks directly into the camera
Posted by DannyBateman
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 6:54 pm to
That sweatshirt may say Hole Missed, she could have lost the bet .....
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

She got that look like she hopes they get caught at the counter ...


Yeah, I was thinking that her body language and hand gestures are so suspicious as they're walking out:




Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 8/27/22 at 7:47 pm to
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her body language

Looks like it's already up her butt.
Posted by Heresaucer
Member since Oct 2012
2241 posts
Posted on 8/27/22 at 8:09 pm to
I had a friend in school that would steal condoms because he was to embarrassed to buy them. Never understood it. I wonder if it was something along those lines.

Why the hell else would you steal a buttplug?
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