Started By
Message
re: "Oh, we're gonna beat Texas A&M." -LSU LB Damone Clark
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:14 am to XWing atAliciousness
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:14 am to XWing atAliciousness
I went and checked, 4 win season in 2003 for the Ag's. Cool story huh?
1
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:16 am to Blackgloves
quote:And 2008. And Texas *checks notes* outscored a&m in those two years 95-24
I went and checked, 4 win season in 2003 for the Ag's. Cool story huh?
And one of those games was IN COLLEGE STATION
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:16 am to Blackgloves
Old pedo Blackgloves is back. Smelled any booty holes lately?
Of course you have.
Freak.
Of course you have.
Freak.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:17 am to XWing atAliciousness
Get embarrassed? You are on a site thats not even for your football team while rocking 4 wins.
That's a grand total of 9 wins in the last TWO seasons.
That's a grand total of 9 wins in the last TWO seasons.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:17 am to Blackgloves
quote:That's... not how counting works
That's a grand total of 9 wins in the last TWO seasons.
utrejects.com
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:20 am to texag7
quote:
Talked about A&M all day yesterday. Back at it again today
Doesn’t have a job
And added out of the thin air early in our little debate "your just mad no one sees you as their main rival"
*snicker*
This post was edited on 11/23/21 at 9:26 am
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:21 am to Blackgloves
quote:
Blackgloves
Dude, you are facepalming the shite out of yourself. Double check your work before you post.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:24 am to XWing atAliciousness
I stand corrected. 11 wins in two seasons. You should be so proud
This post was edited on 11/23/21 at 9:27 am
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:26 am to Blackgloves
quote:It literally says 7-3, dumbass.
I dont know what desperate spin you have on this. But thats 9 wins in two seasons, Dumba**
Now I know math is really tough for you given your utreject, er I mean farmersonly.com education, but 7+4 does not = 9
This is literally too easy. Even your own fans are calling you a dipshit
quote:I never said this, because I actually know the difference between "you're" and "your", unlike you apparently
And added out of the thin air early in our little debate "your just mad no one sees you as their main rival"
*snicker*
utrejects.com
This post was edited on 11/23/21 at 9:28 am
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:28 am to Farmer1906
quote:How about a ban bet between you and I? I bet you whether win or lose that Orgeron is gone. You brought it up, do you have the balls to back it up? I say you don’t
Its their super bowl, for sure. I win here saves their season and they may reconsider keeping O.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:30 am to Farmer1906
quote:
Remember when you lost to Kansas.
He's yet to even acknowledge this. I've even brought up they're 2-2 against the mighty Jayhawks.
Losing at home to Kansas to a half empty stadium with a walk on taking the game winner.
Beautiful
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:33 am to Blackgloves
quote:I've acknowledged it literally multiple times. To you, even. You're just not smart enough to read (as has been made quite evident)
He's yet to even acknowledge this. I've even brought up they're 2-2 against the mighty Jayhawks.
I don't know what the 2-2 thing is from, because we only play them once a year, but it's still incredibly adorable that y'all have to hide behind Kansas because they're a team that has had some sort of success against Texas while your school has none
quote:Kind of like losing to Arkansas State at home in regulation. Oh wait, that was 2008, and according to you that season never happened
Losing at home to Kansas to a half empty stadium with a walk on taking the game winner.
Beautiful
quote:
Dude, you are facepalming the shite out of yourself. Double check your work before you post.
From a fellow aggie poster above Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:36 am to XWing atAliciousness
"#1
My in-depth research says it all started when we removed the old glowing Longhorn that sat above the scoreboard and replaced the real grass field with turf. The curse was strengthened with Adzillatron, the Longhorn Network, 6% blended increase, pre-game carnivals, Salt-n-Pepa, Jetpack guy, and a tacky-looking South Endzone. Since it began, we've seen:
Colt gets hurt in the championship game
64 losses in 11 years
0 conference championships
0 playoff appearances
OU wins 7 Big 12 championship in the past decade
3-9 versus OU in the last decade
OU absolutely owns the conference, but we are the team that everyone hates
Spencer Rattler is 2-0 versus UT as a starter
Three head coaches fired
Teams do horns down constantly and football gods don't care
Steve Patterson
Lost to Kansas
Lost to Maryland (twice)
OSU referee shenanigans
"We're Bbbbbbaaaaacccckkkkkk"
Three 4th quarter collapses in a row
Coach girlfriend monkey bites (allegedly)
It seems obvious that to reverse the curse, the old glowing Longhorn needs to be returned to its rightful place in the NEZ. We also need a grass field. Until then, we are destined to this purgatory. Since neither remedy is likely, it's time to embrace the suck.
High pre-season ranking? We're laughing with you college football.
Horns down? Why would opposing fans waste so much energy hating a 7-5 football team?
This is the year we win the conference? Let's try beating the murder's row of Baylor, Iowa State, and K-State first.
Coach's girlfriend's monkey allegedly bites a kid? Sure, why the hell not. Let's put it on a t-shirt.
Come with me to the promised land. No more stress on Saturdays. No more hopes and dreams dashed. The only thing you'll care about is not the final score of the games, but how are we going to fall flat on our faces next... and will it involve wildlife? We can take away all the pain. Just embrace the curse.
It's only appropriate that in this photo KSU is"
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:37 am to XWing atAliciousness
Longhorn fan. No one wants you here. We’re all laughing at your “hey look at me posts”. Your obsession with all things A&M is frightening. Go find a Kansas State board to poo poo on.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:38 am to XWing atAliciousness
I wonder what you were doing in 2008? I know the last time your horns had 4 win seasons I owned a home, had a career and was posting on forums.
You were probably a pimple faced nerd in Jr high?
You were probably a pimple faced nerd in Jr high?
This post was edited on 11/23/21 at 9:41 am
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:46 am to XWing atAliciousness
quote:
I actually was able to keep my job
You don’t have one. You’ve posted 8-12 hours per weekday here for the past 6 months
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:47 am to XWing atAliciousness
quote:You've gone from being the best Longhorn poster on this board to singlehandedly destroying threads by arguing with the worst Aggie posters and running grammar nazi smack.
XWing atAliciousness
Go for a walk. Get some fresh air
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:47 am to Blackgloves
quote:Nice double-response. Really showing everyone else that I'm not in your head rent free.
I wonder what you were doing in 2008? I know the last time your horns had 4 win seasons I owned a home, had a career and was posting on forums.
You were probably a pimple faced nerd in Jr high?
I was 16 years old and finishing my college application. I only applied to one school: The University of Texas. Reason being - I knew I was smart enough to get in and didn't need to apply to farmersonly.com as a safety net, or as you would consider the best you could've done
Please keep double responding. Your tears two days in a row have been nothing short of hilarious.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:49 am to texag7
quote:I do, actually. Probably because my Texas education allowed me to get into a good grad school and get a good job. You on the other hand threw that away when you tossed racial epithets willy nilly on twitter, Daniel.
You don’t have one.
quote:Really? Every day?That's odd. On the 20th and 21st it says I have no posts.
You’ve posted 8-12 hours per weekday here for the past 6 months
Damn, Daniel. You can't even count either?
Posted on 11/23/21 at 9:50 am to Pecker
quote:Meh. All I did was write one post. Then literally 10 different aggie posters got offended and every one of them kept replying (poor Blackgloves would reply 2-3 times per post). Blame them for being such thin-skinned rejects.
You've gone from being the best Longhorn poster on this board to singlehandedly destroying threads by arguing with the worst Aggie posters and running grammar nazi smack.
Go for a walk. Get some fresh air
Page 9 of 13
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News