re: Offseason Doldrums Thread Part I: Sneaking Booze into a Stadium Near You

At Alabama, as long as it isn't bulging out or anything youre golden. I always stuck a flask in my boot when I went in GA. Now for students its A LOT harder. We used to duct tape floppy flasks to my gf's back and hip (she wore a dress so it was easy to do) or shoved them in her tights waistband. When we go to our section we always had to make a circle around her so another girl go jump down and lift up her dress and pull all the flasks out.

At Mizzou, it's pretty easy. Don't be obnoxious and you'll probably be just fine. Purses will be checked, and they might open a blanket up if you bring one on a cold day, or search a coat. At Mizzou, the west side is designated "alumni" and the east side is "student" although there are alumni and fans everywhere.You might occasionally get a pat-down, but it's always half-assed, and they generally don't from the alumni side at all.

There are spotters in the stadium, so don't be obvious. Again, if you're blatant about it, or act like an idiot, you'll be thrown out and maybe arrested.

Columbia has an open container policy, but it's ignored anywhere near the stadium on gameday. It's usually ignored downtown too, unless you're being an idiot.

Since this will be the first year where leaving at halftime isn't allowed, I'm not sure if any of this will change. I doubt it will.