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re: Nightly IM thread | Falcons suck edition

Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:13 am to
Posted by GamecockAlum
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:13 am to
quote:

OUCHIE to 5 hours.


Wimp.

I'd go with 5 hours.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:13 am to
quote:

most beautiful.handsome person on earth and have absolutely no money to your name?


this and marry a wealthy wife
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61856 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:13 am to
frick YOU


sup dawg
Posted by villager
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:14 am to
booger
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:14 am to
just chillin. how ya been? get some good shite for christmas?
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:14 am to


Booger
Posted by villager
Member since Nov 2010
3591 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:15 am to
you found another loophole
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:15 am to
Yeah - if you are the hottest thing ever, you can marry the ugly, rich one.

Then you can have both!
Posted by e2drummer
Member since Jun 2009
4221 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:15 am to
quote:

Would you rather be the wealthiest person on earth but look like Rcoky Dennis (you can never alter your physical appearance) or be the most beautiful.handsome person on earth and have absolutely no money to your name?


I'd choose being wealthy. Might as well live in a mansion if you're going to get hot women either way.
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:15 am to
did I sleep before tigerdroppings?
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87002 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:16 am to
Posted by GamecockAlum
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Member since Dec 2010
7705 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:16 am to
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drink pee


I'll take 0.000001 milliliters of pee please with a lemon.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87002 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:17 am to
I agree no more maturity

Would you rather French kiss a dog with rotting teeth or have a baby spit up into your open mouth?
Posted by Bread Orgeron
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:17 am to
what. is. wrong. with. yall
Posted by villager
Member since Nov 2010
3591 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:18 am to
would you rather have the inability to have an orgasm or be a leper.
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61856 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:18 am to
I been aight. Got some polo stuff and NBA 2k11 and a new ps3 controller and some money so I'm happy with that.

How bout you?
Posted by villager
Member since Nov 2010
3591 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:18 am to
Posted by GamecockAlum
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Member since Dec 2010
7705 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:19 am to
Ladies if you had to have full-blown lesbian sex (making out, fingering, carpet munching and some strap-oning with a touch of arse-to-arse for at least 2 hours) with any woman, who would it be?

For the guys:

If you could only have sex one more time in your life (meaning after you busted your nut you were no longer allowed to have sexual intercourse or receiver a bj/hj) who would you have sex with?
Posted by villager
Member since Nov 2010
3591 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:19 am to
baby spit up
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:20 am to
there is this crazy bitch i work with on some nights so I started yelling this:


Me: Christina!!!!!!!
Christina: What?!?
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!
Christina: (confused)
Me: (snickers)

once every 10 or so minutes. I'm conditioning her for something, I just don't know what, yet.
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