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re: New Bama posters...

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Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:14 pm to
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You just don't know how to ask properly


I bet I do.
Posted by LewDawg
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:18 pm to
By all means.......the floor is yours!
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:23 pm to
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Are you designing complex military strategies to protect us from the bad guys?


If so, that's hot.




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(For Gatorprincess: I am pointing at my screen name)
Posted by LewDawg
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:25 pm to
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(For Gatorprincess: I am pointing at my screen name)
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:27 pm to
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BlackHelicopterPilot


I've never flown in a helicopter. Is it bumpy?
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:28 pm to
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Is it bumpy?




Yes
Posted by Crimsoncutie98
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:28 pm to
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For Gatorprincess: I am pointing at my screen name)




I don't think she will live that one down for a while.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:34 pm to
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Yes


Have you ever let someone control your man parts in a helicopter?
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:37 pm to
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Have you ever let someone control your man parts in a helicopter?






No. I have one hand on the Elevator, one hand on the Collective. No one else's hands on any other sticks.

A helo is inherently unstable and has the glide slope of a BRICK. I will wait until the skids are down and rotors stopped for 'part fondling'

This post was edited on 12/3/09 at 3:39 pm
Posted by LewDawg
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:38 pm to
I won't let that happen! Damn that was funny
Posted by Crimsoncutie98
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:43 pm to
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No. I have one hand on the Elevator, one hand on the Collective. No one else's hands on any other sticks.

A helo is inherently unstable and has the glide slope of a BRICK. I will wait until the skids are down and rotors stopped for 'part fondling'


This so confuses me.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:43 pm to
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I won't let that happen! Damn that was funny


How many times do you think she's tried to send an arrow email to someone?

Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:45 pm to
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This so confuses me


I think it's just a bunch of silly excuses for why he won't have sex in the helicopter.
Posted by LewDawg
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:47 pm to
Depends on how many "undeliverable" messages she got back. I say 4
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:48 pm to
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How many times do you think she's tried to send an arrow email to someone?




I heard she lost her credit card and called for a replacement.

The operateor asked "do you know the card number"

GP said "I have a receipt here. I'll read the number from it: Asterisk-Asterisk-Asterisk- Asterisk-3-5-7-9"
This post was edited on 12/3/09 at 3:49 pm
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:48 pm to
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Depends on how many "undeliverable" messages she got back. I say 4




That's pretty funny.
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:49 pm to
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I think it's just a bunch of silly excuses for why he won't have sex in the helicopter.


you are SCARY good
Posted by Crimsoncutie98
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:50 pm to
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I think it's just a bunch of silly excuses for why he won't have sex in the helicopter.


I wonder what that would be like.
Posted by Crimsoncutie98
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:51 pm to
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"I have a receipt here. I'll read the number from it: Asterisk-Asterisk-Asterisk- Asterisk-3-5-7-9"


Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 3:51 pm to
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I heard she lost her credit card and called for a replacement.

The operateor asked "do you know the card number"

GP said "I have a receipt here. I'll read the number from it: Asterisk-Asterisk-Asterisk- Asterisk-3-5-7-9"




I know a girl who thought Access Road was the longest road in the entire country. i wonder if she and GP are friends.
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