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re: Name some things you like more than Missouri
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:24 pm to TigernMS12
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:24 pm to TigernMS12
Good arkansas meth
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Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:37 pm to Hardy_Har
Jesus
America
Sloppy BJs
College girls with daddy issues
I think that's it.
America
Sloppy BJs
College girls with daddy issues
I think that's it.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:49 pm to roadhouse
I'll just share one little story about Missouri. I was there for army training during last football season and I went to Buffalo Wilds Wings to watch the games and they turned every single tv to UFC and refused to play any football. That is what we're dealing with here.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:50 pm to rebelfalcon
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rebelfalcon
I assume you are talking about Ft Leonard Wood. Do not associate the people there with Missourians. 95% of the people around Waynesville/St Robert/Ft Leonard Wood aren't from Missouri. FYI
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:53 pm to rebelfalcon
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went to Buffalo Wilds Wings to watch the games and they turned every single tv to UFC and refused to play any football
fricking Yankees
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:55 pm to Hardy_Har
quote:herpes, the clap, butt fungus
Name some things you like more than Missouri
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:56 pm to the808bass
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Banging your mom.
Wait. No. I didn't like that more than Missouri. Tell her to stop calling.
Now see ... that right there is a scrooster type response. Never ever miss an opportunity to insult one's mother when you have the chance. It always plays well with the crowd plus you're sure to make your target pause for a moment and question himself about his mother ... like if everybody knows something about her that he doesn't.
Well done.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 2:02 pm to Hardy_Har
Kenny G's greatest hits
Being Trapped in your apartment buildings elevator
Driving through the Rockies during a blizzard
Turbulence on a plane
Girls who use to much teeth during oral
Being Trapped in your apartment buildings elevator
Driving through the Rockies during a blizzard
Turbulence on a plane
Girls who use to much teeth during oral
Posted on 12/6/14 at 2:04 pm to Hardy_Har
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Name some things you like more than Missouri
my first wife
fat german girls with mustaches
cats and their boxes full of cat shite
the fricking IRS
dealing with car salesmen
shopping with my current wife
crapping my pants when I laugh too hard after eating oysters and having too much to drink
stubbing my toe so bad that my toenail falls off
listening to Obama tell lies
etc., etc., etc.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 2:04 pm to rebelfalcon
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I'll just share one little story about Missouri. I was there for army training during last football season and I went to Buffalo Wilds Wings to watch the games and they turned every single tv to UFC and refused to play any football. That is what we're dealing with here.
That's what you get for going to buttfricking buffalo wild wings. Trashy place for trashy people.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 2:09 pm to IceColdBeer
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Kenny G's greatest hits
Dude ... you've obviously never scored a piece of classy arse in your life.
You can slap some Kenny G on and play it until her pants slide off and then throw the Barry White on the turntable and she's butter after that ... never diss Kenny G. That's just bad form. A little ganja, a little Kenny G, a gourmet meal, some good red wine and a fireplace ... no woman can resist putting-out the cootie if your timing and delivery is right and you know how to close the deal.
Oh, wait, "IceColdBeer" MSU ... err, nevermind, I get it. Sorry.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 2:10 pm to scrooster
Kenny G is the least manly music in existence
Posted on 12/6/14 at 2:13 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Being double penetrated
Posted on 12/6/14 at 2:17 pm to Hardy_Har
Bammer tears
Posted on 12/6/14 at 2:17 pm to Hardy_Har
Left LSU out, now I know where we stand.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 2:20 pm to scrooster
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You can slap some Kenny G on and play it until her pants slide off and then throw the Barry White on the turntable and she's butter after that ... never diss Kenny G. That's just bad form. A little ganja, a little Kenny G, a gourmet meal, some good red wine and a fireplace ... no woman can resist putting-out the cootie if your timing and delivery is right and you know how to close the deal.
Meh its not 1982 anymore. Frick that guy and his saxophone
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