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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:19 pm to
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:19 pm to
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Le Slagpit U fans, folks!


I'm sorry your sister wasn't in the mood tonight & you felt you had to put her in her place.

Posted by Stunna Tide
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:21 pm to
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This sounds unpleasurable, and gay as frick.


It's all a coonass knows, Rip N Lip. It's all they ever, ever talk about. fricking sisters and going in dry.

I have a sinking feeling that many lsu fans on this board really do frick their own sisters.

There "literally" has not been a single thread on this board, since it was created, without a coonass talking about sister fricking in some form or another.

Incest is very common and culturally accepted in cities like Larose but, you wouldn't think everyone here from Louisiana was into it.

Many coonasses say because it's part of their culture, people should consider it to be acceptable because of that, but it's still gross.
This post was edited on 12/12/19 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Rip N Lip
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:24 pm to
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I'm sorry your sister wasn't in the mood tonight & you felt you had to put her in her place.


Do all you in the closet baws read from the same coloring book?
Posted by Stunna Tide
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:29 pm to
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Do all you in the closet baws read from the same coloring book?


It's not that, Rip N Lip, it's commonplace among the real Cajuns. They don't realize that everyone in the world doesn't constantly talk about fricking their sisters.

It's how they were raised. It's not a book they read from, it's their mothers and fathers, aunts and uncles, and cousins whose lives revolve around talking about incest and, in so very many cases, committing incest.

It's as normal to them as talking about the weather. So, while normal humans see it as bizarre, they don't have any idea what we see as abnormal about them.

Also, as everyone but them notices, they also talk an inordinate amount about homosexuality. Again, deep in those swamps, it's an accepted practice and not frowned upon for men to have sex with each other constantly, especially when out in their little boats back in the bayou.

It's what they call their "man time", or as they say it: temps de l'homme.
This post was edited on 12/12/19 at 11:37 pm
Posted by Rip N Lip
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:31 pm to
I'm convinced it's all that sewage and petroleum runoff they drink on a daily basis.
This post was edited on 12/12/19 at 11:32 pm
Posted by Stunna Tide
Member since Sep 2019
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:35 pm to
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I'm convinced it's all that sewage and petroleum runoff they drink on a daily basis.


That has a lot to do with it in present times, I'm sure. But, the Cajuns have long been a family loving breed unto themselves.

That's part of the reason the English ran them out of Canada. The English didn't want them influencing normal people with their homosexual and incestual habits.
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:35 pm to
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closet baws


The only one who is gay here is you & it doesn't seem like you kept it in the closet.

Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:40 pm to
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little boats back in the bayou.




Posted by Rip N Lip
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:43 pm to
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The only one who is gay here is you


Common phrases in the Le Slagpit U vernacular........

"Go in dry"
"Big Dick Joey"
"Push your shite in"
"Drag nuts across your face"
"Clapping cheeks"

Just to name a few. All in reference to your football team, which, at last check, is all male.

Now, I'm not going to say anything about your players, because I don't roll like that. But your fanbase has some mighty queer tendencies.
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:46 pm to
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I'm convinced it's all that sewage and petroleum runoff they drink on a daily basis.


Posted by Rip N Lip
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:49 pm to
Great reply BigBrod. Whatever the frick that is. Take your drunk arse to bed, coonass.

Houma will still be there in the morning.
This post was edited on 12/12/19 at 11:50 pm
Posted by Stunna Tide
Member since Sep 2019
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:49 pm to
These are the little boats I'm talking about, Brodette. The little boats on which many of your ancestors raped their male relatives on to break them in/les casser, as the Cajuns say.

Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:52 pm to
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Whatever the frick that is. 


Typical Alabama education. You can't even read that the sign is for Shell refinery in Mobile.
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:54 pm to
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The little boats on which many of your ancestors raped their male relatives on to break them in


Sounds more like Bayou Le Batre to me. That's more of the Alabama style.
Posted by Rip N Lip
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:59 pm to
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You can't even read that the sign is for Shell refinery in Mobile.


Because you posted a blank you dumb swamp rat fricker. Slow down fool, you ain't fricking brother Jimmy in the arse on your pirogue back in the bayou. You are on tRant.



ETA: Do you understand the term "runoff" as it relates to fresh water you stupid son of a bitch?

ETA2: I see you trying to edit that shite, Houma hustler. And you fricked it up again.
This post was edited on 12/13/19 at 12:07 am
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
18962 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 12:06 am to
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Because you posted a blank you dumb swamp rat fricker. 


I see the picture just fine. Maybe you should get a job so you can upgrade over a government aided flip phone that way you don't have to look at tRant in the mobile version.



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you ain't fricking brother Jimmy in the arse


So you frick your sister & your brother? Alabama sure is weird as frick.
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
18962 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 12:08 am to
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ETA: Do you understand the term "runoff" as it relates to fresh water you stupid son of a bitch?

ETA2: I see you trying to edit that shite, Houma hustler.


Posted by Stunna Tide
Member since Sep 2019
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Posted on 12/13/19 at 12:12 am to
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Sounds more like Bayou Le Batre to me. That's more of the Alabama style.


We are discussing why coonasses can't make a single post, seemingly, without talking about fricking their sisters or going in dry.

I'm telling you, since you evidently aren't Cajun and don't know about them, it's just how they are.

A Cajun can stop to buy a pound of minnows from another Cajun, for a dollar on the side of the road to cook up for dinner, and they will talk to each other about fricking their sisters "in a joking way".

The conversation may go like this:
Hey Roparz. Hey Mériadec how's it going? Ah, purdy good I got to say cause I done got up in 'dat sister last night. And then they both will laugh like it's an inside joke. But, it's not really a joke at all.

They will talk to their waitresses at a crawdad shack about going in dry and chuckle and laugh about it and it's just a way to joke around.

But, behind the facade of joking, there is a dark, generational secret.

It's just how they are. That's why hardly a single lsu poster here can make a post without a going in dry or sister fricking or homo reference.

It's what and who they are. To make them stop, you would have to rewind them and give them another life being raised by normal people.
This post was edited on 12/13/19 at 12:17 am
Posted by Rip N Lip
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Posted on 12/13/19 at 12:15 am to
I'm on an IPad running current IOS. The point still stands that you are a dumb swamp trash queer that doesn't understand the concept of "runoff" in drinking water if you are posting pictures of refineries in Mobile and referencing drinking water for the state of Alabama, Houma hustler.

How many times did big bro "go in dry" on the pirogue? I'm *almost* starting to take pity on you. Almost.

Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
18962 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 12:22 am to
Joe Burrow broke yall sorry muthafrickas.



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Rip N Lip


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CtrlAltDel aka Stunna Tide


Melting down because LSU is in the playoffs & not Alabama. It's GLORIOUS


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