Dear Pirate,

It’s been a longgggg colddddd absolutely brutal 3.5 years lost in the wilderness that is the bottom dweller cellar motel of the SEC since your untimely passing. Just wanted to let you know that we have just officially checked out tho, and left the key at the front desk I think someone said Vandy was looking for it lol, also I sure hope they take care of lil ole Arkansas, they mean so well. Thank god for them or we would be winless in the SEC since your passing.

Oh yeah, ole Leb finally understood you gotta have an actual DC to win games, so your boy Arnett found his way back home to stuff the run in perpetuity and call cover zero double A gap blitz after cover zero double A gap blitz and then chew some arse into oblivion just for funzies. OH YEAH, he brought the stache with him, and his boys been laying some lumber.

OH YEAH 2.0… so we got this QB…. born and raised Bulldog from Macon, Omar Connor’s nephew, multi generational legacy that has wanted to lead his DAWGS to the promised land since the first day he gripped and ripped a football. He’s not just our QB, he’s literally one of us, born with cowbell in hand, and he is indeed the fuggin truth AND the light.

All this to say, RIP pirate, I hope mesh crossers are running wide azz open in heaven but back down here on earth…
we can confirm,

THAT THE GRIND…
IS….
BACK BITCHEZZZ!!!!

Baby Beamer’s fruity candy azz don’t know what’s about to hit him, but after the initial pain resides he will later realize he kinda like it. Get grinded biotch, your next, but your not last

RIP Pirate

We backkkkkkkkkkkk