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re: Joe Burrow, what does he enjoy reading?

Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:29 pm to
Posted by Ted2010
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Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:29 pm to
I downvoted you
Posted by Eternal Elephant
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Member since Feb 2020
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Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:34 pm to
quote:

My answer is below


No


Why did you delete the double posting of back to back longcats? Did you feel it made you seem a little too melty?

I liked it.

Use it:



Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:36 pm to
quote:

I downvoted you


The cutesy, coy, and defiantly rebellious chitter-chatter that you engage in with William makes you both seem a little gay.

It's kind of creepy, to be honest.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:38 pm to
Sounds like someone is feeling left out. Just wait your turn sugar tits.
xoxo
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:39 pm to
I’ll answer. But first, a long post:
























No



P.s.











Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
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Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:41 pm to
OMG, this is entering freako territory. I make a brilliant post about Joe Burrow relaxing on his couch and you create a response thread.

I create a top-notch, high quality signature file for Ted and then you, feeling left out, create a .sig file for him.



Why are you like you are, TheUltimateWarrior? If I tell him to use my signature file and he decides to, there is nothing you can do about it.

This post was edited on 3/7/20 at 11:53 pm
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:43 pm to
Guys, did y’all know this about Nikola Tesla?


Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:48 pm to
quote:

Sounds like someone is feeling left out. Just wait your turn sugar tits.
xoxo


It's just weird is all I'm saying. Here are some examples of the interactions between you two:

Ted: William, you are a dirty dishwasher.

William: Ted, you don't know a dirty dishwasher like me.


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Ted: William, I'm going to sweep your rug and mow your lawn and make you sorry you ever said that to me.

William: Ted, you don't have a broom that can sweep my rug or a mower that can mow my lawn, punk.



I mean, it's just weird stuff the two of you say to each other in supposedly antagonistic verbal exchanges. But, it's not really antagonistic at all. You are really just his tool that he uses as he sees fit and you imagine yourself to be tough and resilient in your "fighting banter" with him.

The whole situation is creepy as hell. You didn't use to be this way. What happened to you? Are you broken?
This post was edited on 3/7/20 at 11:54 pm
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:55 pm to
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You are really just his tool that he uses as he sees fit

Astute.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:56 pm to
frick Thomas Edison.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 12:03 am to
quote:


Astute.


I'm taking over ownership of Ted, like it or not, William.

You can do this the easy way or the hard way, makes no difference to me. But, he is mine now and he is going to use my signature file.

You've had him long enough. Tell him it's okay for him to use the ID badge I made for him. He is scared to make a move on his own.
This post was edited on 3/8/20 at 12:04 am
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 12:08 am to
quote:

I am a salamander trapper. I trap salamanders and sell them, to mostly Italian associates, for their skin.


You have Corona don’t you?
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35936 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 12:08 am to
RIP Altie!
This post was edited on 3/8/20 at 4:42 am
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 12:16 am to
quote:

Did you know that I was instrumental in getting Altie banned?

By instrumental - I mean I emailed the mods and he got banned the next day!

Haha!


That's well known, William, and just part of message board warfare. I hold no grudges but, I do consider you rather a weak opponent.

You resort to grasping for help wherever it can be found when your .gifs fail to accomplish their goals.

Now, about Ted that is currently losing his shite with the long posts. You can clearly see he is adrift and needs guidance and you have lost your control over him.

I will provide him with the firm hand of discipline that he needs at this very moment. Sign over your deed to him and inform him it's okay for him to use my sig. file.

You have to know when you've done all you can do and call it quits.
This post was edited on 3/8/20 at 12:17 am
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 12:20 am to
Indeed Edison was a dick. I mean it’s clear!



This post was edited on 3/8/20 at 12:20 am
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 12:21 am to
quote:

Long posts


I’m trying to educate you. Guess you need another lesson






































This post was edited on 3/8/20 at 12:22 am
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 12:24 am to
quote:

Astute


No, this is astute












































Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 12:26 am to
Before I go to sleep I want to make sure late comers know this:





















And for those in the back
























Good night my sweet sweet frans
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 12:29 am to
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I’m trying to educate you. Guess you need another lesson


Don't get too excited Ted, from your recent behavior I'm not sure you could get any more excited without bursting important veins.

But listen, I think William is about to sign you over to me so you can use the sig. file I made for you.

If he does, don't feel like you've been abandoned or anything like that; he still thinks you are cool.

It's going to look good. If you want, just to anger William and push the issue, go ahead and use it.

This post was edited on 3/8/20 at 3:26 am
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 12:35 am to
quote:

Before I go to sleep I want to make sure late comers know this:

Extreme Melting!

Good night my sweet sweet frans


This was a great melt and total loss of shite contained within your body, Ted.

You sustained it just long enough to enter KoOkLanD and then leave the thread with a melodramatic farewell.

Your melt was bizarre, heartfelt, schizoid, burning the barn down type screams for help.

Well done. Don't be embarrassed whenever you come back to the board. Just act like it never happened or say you were drunk or that your cousin was on your account.

That way, you can save face and live to fight another day without the baggage of being known as a complete fricktard that lost it and couldn't cope.
This post was edited on 3/8/20 at 12:36 am
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