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re: Jeff Banks found "Luv in the Club"

Posted on 7/26/24 at 10:51 am to
Posted by Bubbles Up
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 7/26/24 at 10:51 am to
Sounds like they didn’t invite you over to their little adventure.
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
1959 posts
Posted on 7/26/24 at 6:53 pm to
Cry you little phaggot bitch!

You’re MY bitch!
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:01 am to
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And 0 for 1 in keeping the greatest coach in men’s athletics history at their school
I would argue that we are better next year. Retained many players that hate Schloss.

I’m curious. How many of his current players followed his perverted arse to Austin? Care to hazard a guess, XWing?
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:04 am to
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would argue that we are better next year. Retained many players that hate Schloss.
So you’re basically promising they win a national title? Thats literally the only way they can be better than losing the finals by 1 run. No pressure!
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How many of his current players followed his perverted arse to Austin?
The same amount that followed him from TCU to the championship-less cult. Y’all sure didn’t seem to care then. It’s only when the entire nation found out what a stepping stone y’all are that you’re now throwing a fit about it

Congrats on your 5th choice that’s never been a head coach before, though! What could go wrong?!?
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:05 am to
Our fifth choice? I’m not sure where you get these delusions
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:06 am to
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Cry you little phaggot bitch!

You’re MY bitch
huh? How come yall keep avoiding the question? Is college station really that miserable that the single greatest coach in school history can leave for the team you’ve always been jealous of shortly after delivering the greatest achievement you dorks have ever seen?

Then again, I’m asking an architect who can’t even stack sticks correctly
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:07 am to
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Our fifth choice? I’m not sure where you get these delusions
wait a minute… you’re saying that your teams 3rd assistant that has only been a paid coach for 2 seasons was one of your FIRST choices?

Bahahahaha holy shite these jokes write themselves. No wonder you dorks will live and die without ever seeing an aggie championship
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:07 am to
Can never guarantee a title. But the pitching and hitting will both be better. We will see about the rest …
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:09 am to
So… if they’ll both be better, how do they not win a title? They lose the finals by one half a run?

No pressure!
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:12 am to
Obviously your dumb arse never played a sport, especially baseball. The best team doesn’t always win.
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:16 am to
So… they won’t be better then?

I know this must be a confusing topic for you, talking to a fan of the team with the most wins in Omaha ever while your team will give you zero trophies in your entire pathetic life
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:18 am to
How many trophies does CDC’s butt buddy have again? He’s setting quite the record for futility …

Not likely to win in Tranny town either.
This post was edited on 7/27/24 at 11:18 am
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:20 am to
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How many trophies does CDC’s butt buddy have again? He’s setting quite the record for futility …
well he’s been at nobody schools, can you blame him? I mean, literally nobody has taken you dorks to the finals, so he’s literally the greatest asset your pathetic program has ever had (and he couldn’t leave for austin fast enough )

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Not likely to win in Tranny town either.
well he didn’t. He left draggieland for the school you’re jealous of. Remember?
This post was edited on 7/27/24 at 11:20 am
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:22 am to
Austin is tranny town. Probably why Schloss was so eager to get there. It certainly is popular with your players who have them on speed dial.
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:24 am to
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Austin is tranny town.
then why is Draggieland the proudest event on y’all’s campus every year?
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Probably why Schloss was so eager to get there.
Duh. Most people in America take obvious promotions. It’s a no-brainer to leave a nobody cult school for a bona fide blue blood

Pooooooooor ColoradoAg
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:18 pm to
Austin is not a promotion. You have to live with degenerates such as yourself in that dump of a city
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:41 pm to
Lol I remember you saying the same shite before Schloss ripped your heart out. You were so confident.
Posted by n64ra
Member since Jul 2024
1427 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 1:24 pm to
Funny to see this aggy complain about Austin. Because so many people move to College Station?
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 5:00 pm to
We actually came out better in the short run. We will see about later … at least our players didn’t even consider following the a-hole to Austin.

None of them really like him. The TCU players didn’t either.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 5:08 pm to
I haven’t been to CS in fifteen years - cannot
comment. However, I have been to Austin. I was amazed at the number of hobos, drug paraphernalia and trash on the sidewalks, and tents under I-35.

I promptly gave that customer to a colleague and haven’t been back.
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