re: It’s Auburn vs ISIS week

This has to be a parody right?

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These people are really starting to piss me off. Even the seemingly less-terroristic ones are becoming more brazen in public. Recently, I was next in line at Sam's and a young raghead was checking out with his mom. They were literally paying for each item individually, so naturally it was taking forever. All the lines were long so I didn't want to go to the back of another. After about the 4th or 5th transaction, I politely asked them to hurry up. This little punk told me to mind my business. I sternly said, "my time is my fricking business, now hurry up." He told me to watch my mouth in front of his mother. I came unglued and security had to come save his arse. The fear in his eyes was glorious. I practically got a round of applause from all the others in line. Sam's brought a cashier over to check out for him. Then even more recently, I'm driving on a stretch of 6 lane interstate doing maybe 10 over in the left lane. Very light traffic in the middle of a week day, just cruising minding my business. Coming up on an SUV doing easily 30 under the speed limit in the center lane. Right as I'm coming up on her she decides to switch left right in front of me for no apparent reason. My options were to slam the brakes or swerve to the center lane. I chose the latter and then rolled down my window as quick as I could to give her the finger. I'm going so much faster that she's pretty far back not long after. My exit was next and I was getting ready to take it when I notice that she was catching up quickly. Took my exit and seen she did too. About a quarter mile down the road, she pulls up on my right hand side and gives me the finger and tries spitting on my truck but we're going too fast and the spit was just flying in her face. I'm thoroughly pissed at this point that someone who cut me off is now flipping me off. I see she's a raghead so I instinctively set my cruise control, took off my right shoe and sock, roll down my passenger window, and wave my foot at her. Her face was priceless. At the next red light she got behind me and wrote down my plate number as if she's going to report me to the secret Muslim police. I miss the days when they lived in fear and shame. Thank you SJWs for empowering those scum.

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Can someone explain the foot part to me

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Sorta bumping this for making sure everyone keeps their eyes out, but let’s be honest, I am curious about muletides next post.