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re: IM feeling a little blue I need a Pondwater Jack laugh IM THREAD

Posted on 8/28/12 at 4:57 pm to
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 4:57 pm to
wow. intimidating.....2 real live Florida Gators! agin 1 dumb so and so from Arkansas.....

you boys aren't a pair of cross dressers are you? like what princes around Disney land ever year?

RebelGator and RoadGator. Tigerdroppins answer to Gary and Ace....probly walking hand and hand right now hearing a pair of thongs. Each one of you admiring the other mans banana hammock! majesty me want to puke !

so you get board with slapping at each others sausage and try to find senior citizens to
This post was edited on 8/28/12 at 4:59 pm
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 4:57 pm to
recruit fir your debauchery!
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 5:00 pm to
no thank you! now let me in piece.

Jack Blasingame II
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 5:05 pm to
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 5:08 pm to
and one more thing...before i am brandished a hate mongrel. i know some fellas that are roommates"! Finewwhatever!

but they ain't militant like you boys. i don't care that you do in your bedrooms or in public bathrooms....during trix. but don't air that out at Disney ever year! i just want to go and ride the rides.

Jack
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 5:11 pm to
laugh all you want. are you the "man" or is road Gator? (he seems like he would just as soon catch as pitch...wink)

the reason i ask is i NEVER hit a woman and if it comes down to me having to fight i want to fight the butch....
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 5:14 pm to
hmmph....no reply....fierce loyalty.....probably an actively matin pair...
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 5:19 pm to
i think i might have started a lovers quarrel. for that....i opologise. i will impose a voluntary 4 hr ban. i meant no harm. i hope you two work it out.

i would ask for sstiff piracy for each of them right now. if you want to write messages of support for them....i think it would be a nice gesture....
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 5:20 pm to
Don't go, this shite is hilarious.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53842 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 5:24 pm to
I am not familiar with you on here but I want to say God bless you. My thoughts and prayers are with your throughout your surgery. I hope and pray that you will be ok
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 5:32 pm to
PWJ...have you slapped sausage before?



Ummm good!
Posted by crudd hog
Springfield, Mo
Member since Nov 2010
277 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 5:45 pm to
Thank you very much it does warm my heart. some on here has accusd me of not beein sincer about my cancer and I can promise you id never kid bout this gosh darn daziese . It's dreadful I finally herd from the doc today looks like my surgery will be postponded at lest until after the Hogs 1st game. Now just prayin Isaac will cooperate.

Jacks thanks for the smiles sur hulped thrud a rough tearful spell last night
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 6:29 pm to
You can't be real, but on the off chance you are you have my thoughts and prayers. Keep Calm and frick Cancer.
Posted by crudd hog
Springfield, Mo
Member since Nov 2010
277 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 6:50 pm to
I'm real for sur had bi-lateral mastectomy Feb 2nd (after the cotton bowl gots my priorities in place) Love my Hogs My Hog Family and talking football and jawjackin with PWJ keeps a girls spirits up. Thanks for the well wishes I got the "C" beat..been a long haul but on the down hill slide and I'm ready to cheer my hogs to a BCSNC

crickets
Posted by NCrawler
Sherwood
Member since Nov 2010
2152 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

hmmph....no reply....fierce loyalty.....probably an actively matin pair...




Hell yeah Jack. Give it to them Florida yankee fricks!
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 7:43 pm to
Crudd,

Do you realize that your grammar just improved 10 fold. Something's amiss...
Posted by crudd hog
Springfield, Mo
Member since Nov 2010
277 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 8:50 pm to
guest that there moonshine done ward off
This post was edited on 8/28/12 at 9:25 pm
Posted by crudd hog
Springfield, Mo
Member since Nov 2010
277 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 9:23 pm to
Sometimes my tongue gets twistied and I canst see what I'm sayin expecially When I'm tryin to spelled with phonics (never been the best at spellin or speakin) but that don't mean I'm dumb My Grandma Mops always told me "Sometimes tryin to make people understand is like nailin jelly to a tree. Grandma Mops rear side was 2 axes handles wide but her brains was much bigger. Got lots of wisdom words she learned me.
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 12:20 pm to
crawler i don't even want to think about what they are doin. ...huddled together....roadGator groping in the dark.....feeling for the quivering body of RebelGator. ...." i honestly love you" a playin in the background.......heat.....sensitivity....sweat. .....

i don't think these peole want to hear about that....do you?

let me know if you don't understand exactly what i sm sayin to i can go into detail...
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140539 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 12:42 pm to
FH, please don't project your fantasies upon me. It's not very gentlemanly.

If I were you, I would go back to the fake hick schtick and schtick with that material. It seems to have won you a small, but loyal following. Just my free advice, friend to friend.

FYMF
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