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re: IM eating mah supper
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:50 am to dawgfan1979
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:50 am to dawgfan1979
good deal
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Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:51 am to dawgfan1979
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a Fortune.
'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's been Trained to give blow jobs!'
'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.
'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...
No More blow jobs for her!
She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely Sceptical and laughed it off! ..
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this Less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans Flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading Cook books.
'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.
The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.'
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a Fortune.
'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's been Trained to give blow jobs!'
'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.
'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...
No More blow jobs for her!
She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely Sceptical and laughed it off! ..
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this Less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans Flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading Cook books.
'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.
The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.'
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:51 am to NATidefan
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I'm drinking apple pie moonshine
I like regular ole corn liquor myself
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:52 am to chilld28
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That shite sounds good.
It's really good. been marinating for a month.
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:52 am to chilld28
Thats exactly the way it is
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:52 am to NATidefan
quote:How do you make it?
It's really good. been marinating for a month.
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:53 am to dawgfan1979
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I like regular ole corn liquor myself
It's that with some apple juice and cinnamon and a bit of sugar. strong, but goes down super easy.
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:53 am to gatorprincess815
I have been through a divorce before...nothing new to me
Once you been through it...you can't get hurt like that again
Once you been through it...you can't get hurt like that again
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:54 am to NATidefan
quote:Whole E shite, that sounds good
It's that with some apple juice and cinnamon and a bit of sugar. strong, but goes down super easy.
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:54 am to NATidefan
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It's that with some apple juice and cinnamon and a bit of sugar. strong, but goes down super easy.
Oh ok
I thought it was some fruity woman drink
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:55 am to NATidefan
I need some moonshine, I have decided to take up drinking.
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:55 am to chilld28
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How do you make it?
Depending on how strong and sweet you want it you take apple juice, brown sugar, and cinnamon sticks and bring that to a boil. Let it cool, and add your moonshine. Bottle it with a cinnamon stick per quart. let it sit for a month and it's better.
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:55 am to dawgfan1979
you think you might be getting another divorce?
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:56 am to gatorprincess815
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you think you might be getting another divorce?
Prolly not..that bitch aint gonna get a job
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:56 am to NATidefan
Im gonna have to try that. My buddy cooks shine at his house over here in the hollow so Im gonna give it a whirl on his next batch. I'll get some better idea of the amounts when I get some.
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:57 am to dawgfan1979
She don't won't to work? Is she lazy? Not trying to pry so if you don't want to say it's cool.
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:58 am to dawgfan1979
quote:Sounds like she has a case of the Heartdropsy.
that bitch aint gonna get a job
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:59 am to chilld28
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Im gonna have to try that. My buddy cooks shine at his house over here in the hollow so Im gonna give it a whirl on his next batch. I'll get some better idea of the amounts when I get some.
just google it and you'll get a recipe, but most online have it coming out around 40 proof, I made mine about 90. just do the math, most moonshine is about 160 proof.
Posted on 8/23/11 at 1:59 am to NATidefan
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just google it and you'll get a recipe
I wonder if you can do with PGA from the liquor store and it turn out as well.Posted on 8/23/11 at 2:01 am to gatorprincess815
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She don't won't to work? Is she lazy? Not trying to pry so if you don't want to say it's cool.
Thing is, we have no kids together, house is in my name along with all the major property. If she leaves she will have to have a really good job to support herself and children.
She is making threats to try to keep me in line, but I don't play that...I told her if that is what she wants, don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out.
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