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Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:48 pm to stat19
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You're doing it wrong.
Coach Cochran once said "if it feels good, you ain't doin' it right."
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:50 pm to crimson crazy
I thought you liked cougars? The older women get, the freakier they get.
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:51 pm to crimson crazy
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Coach Cochran once said "if it feels good, you ain't doin' it right."
My wife trained me well long, long ago
I'll freely admit that because she keeps a smile on my face on a regular basis.
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:53 pm to stat19
What is this wife you asshats speak of?
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:53 pm to crimson crazy
With the right dosage they lie still.
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:53 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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I thought you liked cougars?
His heart melts for anyone over 50.
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:54 pm to Bellabama
No wonder they don't move. They are half way dead. 
Arthritis is a bitch.
Arthritis is a bitch. Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:54 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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I thought you liked cougars? The older women get, the freakier they get.
Okay, I'm going to take off my sexist pig mask to give you a serious answer.
It is true, they are somewhat freaky, but it all depends on the woman.
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:55 pm to Bellabama
Come to work with me, you'll get all the 50+ action you could handle
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:56 pm to crimson crazy
Hey Geaux, go get you an older woman. I promise you sex is better.
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:56 pm to Nortizzle
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With the right dosage they lie still.
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:56 pm to Bellabama
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His heart melts for anyone over 50.
I get a semi when I see that AARP card.
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:57 pm to crimson crazy
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I get a semi when I see that AARP card.
A semi what? Earlier you were wearing dresses.
This post was edited on 1/22/12 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:59 pm to stat19
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:59 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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Hey Geaux, go get you an older woman. I promise you sex is better.
I'm too young to go for the older women. If it is over 35 I will avoid it like the plague.
I was actually just joking about women just lying there, though. It is just a stereotype I've heard thrown around that I used to perpetuate my necrophilia joke. I have no actual experience with the type that just lie there.
Posted on 1/22/12 at 8:59 pm to stat19
A semi wet vag?
Posted on 1/22/12 at 9:00 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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Hey Geaux, go get you an older woman. I promise you sex is better.
This may sound insensitive, but for a younger guy looking to hook up with a cougar (and by cougar, I'm talking about 10-20 years older), I highly suggest hooking up once, and only once. People of all ages have feelings, and if you keep hooking up with the same person, at least one of you is eventually going to want more than just sex. If you have no problem being serious with someone considerably older than you, it's fine, but if you're just wanting a good time, don't keep coming around. Someone's going to get their heart broken.
This post was edited on 1/22/12 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 1/22/12 at 9:01 pm to GeauxWarTigers
I didn't mean 35, which isn't old btw. I meant older than you.
I'm 33
I know that is ancient to you though.
I'm 33
I know that is ancient to you though. Posted on 1/22/12 at 9:02 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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I'm 33 I know that is ancient to you though.
Young pup - I have boots older than you.
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