re: How much longer until the gumps go on probation

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rumor is the "second letter" arrives today.

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I heard about that. Apparently, there is a barner that works at the post office who reads all the mail sent to UA.

144 violations? Are there even that many rules in the book? You guys are losing your minds.

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I thought the gumps were already currently being investigated by the NCAA.

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From what your barner friends tell me, there is an army of NCAA investigators sleuthing around Gadsden in unmarked minivans. But of course, AU fans are the only people in Gadsden who have seen them.

Anyhow, yes we were investigated for textbooks. That is all that anyone knows about at this time, unless you are a hopeless API fan clinging onto the dream of UA getting the death sentence.

Julio Jones is probably making around 3 million a year playing for Bama.

I hope to God you're not in Monroe talking shite about Gadsden.

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Julio Jones is probably making around 3 million a year playing for Bama.

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Get your facts right. According to the barners, we gave him a crimson Charger. (This of course has been hidden for the past 2 years; no one has seen it.)

I thought this was funny. credit AUTgrInCnooga on the free board.

Why is it getting hard for them to do that? There are no media outlets in the state calling them three times a day asking them if they have a new letter. Even if there were, I imagine the call would be somthing like this.

Reporter: So, has the mail run over there today?
bammer staffer: Well, it has, but we haven't looked through it yet. So much junk mail these days.
Reporter: Tell me about it. Oh, when will I get my press pass for A-Day.
staffer: Oh, we'll have it express mailed to you tomorrow. Oh, hold on. The fedEx guy is here, I have to sign for something. Whoa, Indianapolis.
Reporter: So my pass should definitely be here by Monday?
Staffer: Yeah, well maybe Tuesday. This is heavy.
Reporter: Great. When can I order my SEC game pass?
Staffer: Well, we haven't made it to Atlanta, yet, but we'll give a call over to the SEC office next week and we'll let you know what they say at A-Day. This doesn't look good.
Reporter: That'd be awesome. Well, see you next Friday- I'll be in a day early so I can get some interviews with some of those ninety-two-thousand faithful. Will you be there around eight a.m?
Staffer: Yeah, I'll be here. Listen, I gotta go run something up to Satan's...I mean Saban's office. It's pretty urgent.
Reporter: Okay, I'll let you go. Rowe Tahd.
Staffer: Rowe Tahd.
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lsuin09

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you talking shite to muppet???

Ya'll should have given Jimmy Johns more than a Dodge Ram and a Jim Walter Mobile Home.

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Wrong.

Charger was for Dre

JJ got the escalade

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I can't keep up with all the rumors.

He works in the produce section at Wal Mart now, Fwiw.