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Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:13 pm to Vince
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:13 pm to Vince
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I don't have a truck, so it would be impossible for my ladder rack to be crooked. But since you must be either a roofer or painter, thanks for noticing it for whomever is the owner of that truck. I'm sure they appreciate you looking out for them.
If NBamaAlum is a painter, then I'm fricking Mickey Mouse.
And I dont frick rodents.
This post was edited on 4/20/11 at 5:15 pm
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Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:14 pm to oklahogjr
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This is insane all he did was kill some fricking trees......give the dude a fine and move on. fricking inbred hicks down there in alabama.
You have been to football games before right? Fights have started for a lot less than killing trees.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:16 pm to flyAU
Is this guy still even in the hospital?
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:17 pm to reb13
no, he didn't want to wait
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:18 pm to Jaydeaux
Finebaum is grilling the reporter as to why someone would call a TV station in Montgomery.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:19 pm to Jaydeaux
This kid was telling me about how he is in critical condition... I hadn't been following the story that much but I didn't think he was that messed up.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:23 pm to NBamaAlum
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Jesus, does it hurt to have your sphincter cinched that tight?
I wouldn't know, but I guess that would be a problem for someone who has to climb ladders all day.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:25 pm to ThaKaptin
Believe he told the court he would be headed to La. to stay with family.
Corndogs will kick his arse just as soon as he hits the state line just for sporting that crimson tie.
Corndogs will kick his arse just as soon as he hits the state line just for sporting that crimson tie.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:25 pm to ThaKaptin
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If NBamaAlum is a painter, then I'm fricking Mickey Mouse.
Well, Minnie I always thought you were butch!
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:25 pm to Vince
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I wouldn't know, but I guess that would be a problem for someone who has to climb ladders all day.
Two things, my friend. I do not derive my livelihood from manual labor nor do I belittle or demean those that do.
But, by all means, please continue to be an embarrassing a-hole.
This post was edited on 4/20/11 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:25 pm to ThaKaptin
quote:brah please bring the azz avi back sooooo much better....
ThaKaptin
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:26 pm to Vince
Didn't read whole thread, so don't know if posted.
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Tiger Express Gas Station Clerks Deny Harvey Updyke Attack Story
Apr
20
5:22p
by Jason Kirk
READ MORE: Auburn Tigers
Harvey Updyke's attorney Glennon Threatt says the alleged Toomer's Corner tree-poisoner was beaten and injured in a fight at an Opelika gas station after leaving his court date at 2:30 pm. That gas station has been identified as the Tiger Express (Tiger Express!) on the corner of Highway 280 and Shelton Mill, or right here.
Quizzed about the alleged attack, Tiger Express employees denied the story to the War Eagle Reader, saying Threatt's story "is not adding up" and that they hadn't seen any such violence.
Here, via @auburnbeat, is what the Tiger Express looks like, in case you wonder about Updyke's intentions in visiting the establishment:
Wouldn't put it past Updyke and friends making up a story like this, especially since he was released from the hospital in about the time it normally takes to actually enter a hospital. Wouldn't put it past custodians at a venue named the Tiger Express turning a blind eye to Auburn's public enemy No. 1 catching some knuckles in the parking lot, either. This story will get weirder within the next five minutes, I assure you.
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Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:28 pm to NOLA Aub
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Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:28 pm to NOLA Aub
I, for one am calling bullshite.
His Lawyer is saying he went behind the gas station. And that's where the fight started? bullshite....he walked out back and headbunted the wall to gain sympathy.
His Lawyer is saying he went behind the gas station. And that's where the fight started? bullshite....he walked out back and headbunted the wall to gain sympathy.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:29 pm to NEWOTiger
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Believe he told the court he would be headed to La. to stay with family.
If he stays here long BP will probably try to blame him for the spill!
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:31 pm to pankReb
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His Lawyer is saying he went behind the gas station
Missed this part.
There really is nothing behind the Gas Station. You can't even drive behind this Gas Station. All parking is in front or on the side.
Behind it is a house that is now some type of Hunting Store or something like that.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:31 pm to crimson crazy
just one more small step towards the fanbases settling things for good on Springer
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:32 pm to Lee County Tiger
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Behind it is a house that is now some type of Hunting Store or something like that.
Looking for a limb saw.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:32 pm to NBamaAlum
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Looking for a limb saw.
I think it's more clothing than equipment.
But yeah, there's no reason to go behind that gas station. Nor can you get behind it, much less park behind it in your car.
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:34 pm to Lee County Tiger
Glory hole?
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