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Enough ghetto tennis already. Best SEC football in-game diss of all time.

Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:30 pm
Posted by Dallaswho
Member since Dec 2023
830 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:30 pm
I nominate 2023 Miz-UTk.
UT 4th and goal. 34 seconds left in the 4th quarter. MIZ 36 UT 7. UT brings field goal unit on field. Drink ices kicker. UT misses field goal.

Has any other HC drug his nuts across the face of an opponent like that? NFL I remember the 2001ish rams being up by a lot and recovering an onside kick vs the seahawks I think.
This post was edited on 4/12/24 at 12:49 am
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
7313 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:34 pm to
LSU-Auburn 2001 for the SECW title in a game delayed by 9/11. Auburn came out and stomped on the Tiger eye at midfield and got a 15 yard penalty before the game even started (this is of course after they had smoked cigars on the Tiger eye 2 years prior). LSU then proceeds to kick an onside kick to start the game and recovers it. Auburn’s kicker then got in a fight with the Golden Band from Tigerland at halftime lol. LSU goes on to win the game.

The cherry on top is LSU upset Tennessee in the SECCG and knocked them out of the natty. As evidenced by your post they have not since recovered!
This post was edited on 4/11/24 at 10:35 pm
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19267 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:40 pm to
4th and 25.
Posted by Dallaswho
Member since Dec 2023
830 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:45 pm to
4th and goal. Ball on 25.
Posted by pubes
Brest, Franch
Member since Dec 2023
77 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:47 pm to
nebraska v mizzou fifth down flea kicker
Posted by DirtyCreekBottoms
Member since Mar 2024
564 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:47 pm to
Enjoy your little superbowl victory because you ain't ever beating Tennessee again anytime soon.
Posted by Dallaswho
Member since Dec 2023
830 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

you ain't ever beating Tennessee again anytime soon


Did that hit a soft spot? UT was a gimmie. tOSU was the icing.

Bonus points for UT’s only 7 points being Milton’s career highlight.
Posted by Aight is Enough
Over Yonder
Member since Nov 2019
547 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 11:47 pm to
It’s great to celebrate when the blind squirrel finds the nut. But I wouldn’t invest in that squirrel being around long term.

Can I get a ruling on this as a “football diss” since it happened during a basketball game but involved a football coach?

“I don’t even know who you are, you four-eyed fatass”

I’d think it would have to be near the top of this category, unless it only technically qualifies as a basketball diss. If so, I will gladly withdraw the question as I know that discussions of basketball would be very triggering to those of your persuasion in these troubling times.
Posted by Aight is Enough
Over Yonder
Member since Nov 2019
547 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 12:21 am to
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Bonus points for UT’s only 7 points being Milton’s career highlight.

Oddly enough, his actual career highlight was going 3 for 3 for 105 yards and a td as a 4th quarter reserve in a 2022 blowout. But that was probably just a no name, rentawin nobody school with a “quirky” (NTTAWWT) head coach.
Posted by Aight is Enough
Over Yonder
Member since Nov 2019
547 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 12:31 am to
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Did that hit a soft spot?

Impressively quick down votes.
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