re: Dear Bama Fans....

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STAY AWAY FROM NEW ORLEANS!!! IT IS A HORRIBLE PLACE. POVERTY, CRIME, CORROUPTION, STDs, AND THE UGLIEST GEOGRAPHY ON EARTH IS ALL YOU'LL FIND THERE.

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yes...please go to alabama and never come here. NO is known for TOURISM. people come here to have fun. get over it. NOONE goes to alabama. PERIOD. get a life.

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Seriously, so you're the typical 60 year old pessimistic grump right? Sit on your arse and whine and complain about how miserable your community is, but do absolutely nothing to help it. ("cuz nothing I do can help this pathatic place, whaa whaa whaa" Am I right on your train of thought there? Thought so.) I know dozens of people that grew up in NOLA and they love it. So STFU, plant a freakin tree, and then maybe at the end of the day you could say you did something meaningful in your life.

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LOL! You're an idiot. PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! move your family to New Orleans and send your kids to New Orleans public schools - the worst public school system in the United States - so bad the federal government refused to subsidize them after Katrina. Make sure you move inside the city limits of New Orleans - you know - the "Chocolate City". Put down roots in Gentilly or the 9th Ward and get to know your nice neighbors. I'd take an AK-47 if I were you - but that's me - not you. Make sure to introduce yourself to some of the 100,000 or so new spanish speaking residents who've (infested)moved in the last couple of years. They're easy to spot walking everywhere with their clothes in a bag like Hobos - but some do have places to live - they congregate 10 or 20 to each apartment and have beat up old pick up trucks all around with expired Texas licsense plates. Also please support your local corrupt politicians by visiting them in prison at least once a month. As soon as they get out on parole they'll be back in control of your schools, policeman, fireman, and your local tax dollars. Make sure everyone in your family gets a good job - like a solid position as a bartender, bouncer, grabage hauler, or hotel maid. If they're really talented they might get a job as a "city employee". That's the shiz - the gravy train. New Orelans has a higher percentage of "city employees" than any city it's size in America and they make a whopping $24,000 per year. Yep. That's the dream life in New Orleans. Ahhhh - I wish I was 25 so I could start all over and dive into the New Orleans shithole and get myself a piece of the "Chocolate City" - but " I'll leave that to fools like you who deserve everything New Orelans has to offer. Good Luck!