re: Congrats, auburn. You've done it. You've rustled my jimmies.

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Fair enough, but name the best QB Steve had before Cam? He's not a first ballot guy, but depending on how many more years he plays he could get the numbers to eventually get in

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I have to give credit where it's due.

This was supposed to be OVER. We just kicked the crap out of you two Iron Bowls in a row, your team was having trouble making it out of the tunnel without falling on itself, Malzahn's nutjob wife was back at auburn, and life was good. I mean GOOD.

Then HE came back.

At least, last time we knew what to expect. This time, he was wearing a sweater and sitting in the stands. If he had a book or a class attendance record, you'd swear he was a student. And just when Alabama's hoops miscreants looked like we were going to roll on over you yet again, it happened.

He smiled. He shouted. And with all the forces of misappropriated church offerings and mandingo fantasies at his fingertips, he struck. We got CAMMED.

He was supposed to be gone. Other than a few ESPN NFL talk shows, this nightmare was supposed to be over. I was never expecting to see HIM again, unless I accidentally woke up early and left the tv on The Sports Reporters. I made my peace with God, and I forgave Him for 2010 with the understanding I would never have to look on that smug, evil smiling face again.

Now I can't even sit up straight. My coffee tastes like kerosene, my head is swelling like a tidal wave, and my jimmies are so out of place it feels like I have a permanent wedgie. I don't get it. I just don't understand it. WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!??

There's nothing left to do, but put on a straw hat, burn some incense to Saban, and trust the process. Just keep chanting....process.....process.....process....serenity now....process....

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