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re: CNB is having a girl

Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:32 am to
Posted by Rohan2Reed
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:32 am to
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You have to suck off all the juice before the meat takes you over.


given
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:32 am to
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Are vienna sausages in the corndog family? I am seeing a connection here...


They are in a category all their own.
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:33 am to
Since you brought up Barnes and Noble , anybody wanna talk about their craziest location ever?
Posted by Rohan2Reed
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:33 am to
quote:

They are in a category all their own.


vienna sausage > spam > corndogs
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:34 am to
I'm still laughing at the Barnes & Noble part. That was gold.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:35 am to
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Since you brought up Barnes and Noble , anybody wanna talk about their craziest location ever?


mine's easy. Super Dome stairwell.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:35 am to
It's always fun to deep throat a finger and watch what pops up.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:36 am to
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:37 am to
WOW. You win.
Posted by bamaboy87
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:38 am to
Yeeeaaahhh I have nothing to add to this topic
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:38 am to
I messed around with a girl under the table at a restaurant once. I know that's unoriginal, but the best part is there were other people at the table with us who had no idea anything was going on. Well, as far as I know they didnt
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:39 am to
quote:

It's always fun to deep throat a finger and watch what pops up.


The cuticle?
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:39 am to
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I messed around with a girl under the table at a restaurant once. I know that's unoriginal, but the best part is there were other people at the table with us who had no idea anything was going on. Well, as far as I know they didnt


where's the craziest place you stuck your P in a V?

ETA: or a B
This post was edited on 9/17/10 at 1:40 am
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:40 am to
I did it on the top floor lookout of the Empire State Building... that was pretty neat.
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:41 am to
On the hood of my car. Unoriginal, I know. I'm so lame!
Posted by bamaboy87
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:42 am to
I did it in bed once. With my left hand....
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:42 am to
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I did it on the top floor lookout of the Empire State Building... that was pretty neat.


What???? how did you ever pull that off? There's no freakin way.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:42 am to
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that was pretty neat.


Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:43 am to
quote:

I did it in bed once. With my left hand....


You need to step it up, brah. I have the perfect pickup line for you:

"I collect spores, mold and fungus."
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:44 am to
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I did it in bed once. With my left hand....


ONCE????? And you need to learn to make it sound better. I did it in bed with Palmela Handerson. That sounds a LOT better than "my left hand".
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