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re: CNB is having a girl

Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:10 am to
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:10 am to
My hair is very fine and blonde, and it shows all sorts of mistakes if people mess up, so I have to go to someone really good.

Do you ever give old fashioned straight edge shaves?
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:14 am to
Yeah, you have like the hardest hair to cut. I can do straight edge shaves. The shop I'm in right now doesn't do them, but my plan is to eventually open my own shop and I will do hot shaves. I got to where I started shaving my own face with a straight razor.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:17 am to
My friend's dad makes a manicurist come to his house because he doesn't want to admit he gets manicures and he doesn't want to have to go to the beauty parlor.
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:19 am to
There's no shame in that these days. When I was in school I would go down to the cosmetology department about once a week and get a manicure. The best part is if they dip your hands in the hot wax afterward and put those electric mits on your hands. Sooooooo awesome.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:21 am to
I know!!!! He always says that if his barber had manicures he would go.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:24 am to
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When I was in school I would go down to the cosmetology department about once a week and get a manicure.


that's some gay shite
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:25 am to
wow that is so funny of you to say that. Several people have told me I should put a manicurist (sp?) and a masseuse in my shop. I just don't know how that would go over in Athens. You live outside of birmingham, right? Down there that stuff is gold.
Posted by rebeltider
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:25 am to
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crimson crazy


ghey
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:26 am to
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Rohan2Reed


You know you'd love it.
Posted by bamaboy87
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:26 am to
Got it. Holy shite she is gorgeous
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:26 am to
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that's some gay shite


You say that, but you might think differently if you had seen some of the women that were taking classes down there.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:26 am to
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You know you'd love it.


<---- real man. the only time a woman touches my fingers is when she's sucking on them in the Barnes & Noble parking lot in an attempt to show me she's good at giving blow jobs.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:27 am to
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. the only time a woman touches my fingers is when she's sucking on them in the Barnes & Noble parking lot in an attempt to show me she's good at giving blow jobs.


I could say something naughty, but I shall not.
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:28 am to
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<---- real man. the only time a woman touches my fingers is when she's sucking on them in the Barnes & Noble parking lot in an attempt to show me she's good at giving blow jobs.


too bad the finger was the bigger
Posted by Rohan2Reed
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:28 am to
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I could say something naughty, but I shall not.


Posted by Rohan2Reed
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:28 am to
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too bad the finger was the bigger


my nickname isn't vienna sausage for nothing
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:30 am to
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my nickname isn't vienna sausage for nothing


short and stubby?
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:30 am to
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my nickname isn't vienna sausage for nothing


You have to suck off all the juice before the meat takes you over.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:30 am to
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short and stubby?


blee dat shite. high school girls don't know any better anyways.
This post was edited on 9/17/10 at 1:31 am
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 9/17/10 at 1:31 am to
Are vienna sausages in the corndog family? I am seeing a connection here...
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