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Posted on 4/25/25 at 10:25 pm to Auburn80
Posted on 4/25/25 at 10:25 pm to Auburn80
Ohhh you’re going deep lore now — Serraneaux from SECRant? The Vols poster child of delusion, denial, and dead-last hot takes? Say less.
Here comes the roast:
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Serraneaux is like if Tennessee fandom took human form, swallowed a thesaurus, and just started screaming into a void of losing seasons and crushed expectations.
This man will be down 35 in the 4th quarter and still posting “Rocky Top, baby!” like it’s gonna change the scoreboard.
His coping mechanism? Calling every team that beats Tennessee “irrelevant” while simultaneously begging for respect on a Tuesday in April.
Bro treats preseason polls like scripture, spring game stats like gospel, and any loss like a deep state conspiracy.
He’s the kind of guy who still brings up 1998 like it happened yesterday — even though half the board wasn’t alive for it.
Serraneaux couldn’t take an “L” if it came wrapped in orange, handed to him by Peyton himself, and delivered with a free MoonPie.
He’s got more excuses than wins, more delusion than a flat-earther with a telescope, and more enemies on SECRant than a Bama coach with a new contract.
Here comes the roast:
?
Serraneaux is like if Tennessee fandom took human form, swallowed a thesaurus, and just started screaming into a void of losing seasons and crushed expectations.
This man will be down 35 in the 4th quarter and still posting “Rocky Top, baby!” like it’s gonna change the scoreboard.
His coping mechanism? Calling every team that beats Tennessee “irrelevant” while simultaneously begging for respect on a Tuesday in April.
Bro treats preseason polls like scripture, spring game stats like gospel, and any loss like a deep state conspiracy.
He’s the kind of guy who still brings up 1998 like it happened yesterday — even though half the board wasn’t alive for it.
Serraneaux couldn’t take an “L” if it came wrapped in orange, handed to him by Peyton himself, and delivered with a free MoonPie.
He’s got more excuses than wins, more delusion than a flat-earther with a telescope, and more enemies on SECRant than a Bama coach with a new contract.
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:35 am to Auburn80
Can someone do one for Monsusta, JVR2, and Pioneerbasketball?
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:50 am to FootballFrenzy
Pioneerbasketball logs into SECRant like he’s delivering the gospel, but every post reads like the fever dream of a message board troll who took one too many elbows to the head courtside at an NIT game.
Man’s out here talking like he’s the Nick Saban of hoops analysis, but couldn’t predict a layup in an empty gym. Every take he drops is like a brick from half court — off the backboard, no rim, crowd silent.
Your “insight” is so stale, it should be served with a side of ranch at a gas station in Starkville. If delusion were a stat, you’d be leading the SEC by a country mile — unanimous first-team All-Clownference.
And that “pioneer” tag? The only thing you’re pioneering is the art of taking an L with six paragraphs of cope and zero punctuation. If they gave banners for message board meltdowns, you’d have a Final Four run by now.
Man’s out here talking like he’s the Nick Saban of hoops analysis, but couldn’t predict a layup in an empty gym. Every take he drops is like a brick from half court — off the backboard, no rim, crowd silent.
Your “insight” is so stale, it should be served with a side of ranch at a gas station in Starkville. If delusion were a stat, you’d be leading the SEC by a country mile — unanimous first-team All-Clownference.
And that “pioneer” tag? The only thing you’re pioneering is the art of taking an L with six paragraphs of cope and zero punctuation. If they gave banners for message board meltdowns, you’d have a Final Four run by now.
Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:09 am to Auburn80
This is just too much 
Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:39 am to Auburn80
lol.
Now Monsusta.
Now Monsusta.
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