Can yall understand Granny Holtz???

I've listened to his pre-game, game, and post-game comments all season, as have all of you. Now he's got this Catholic church commercial which I've seen three or four times. Just tryin to figure out if he has a severe speech impediment or if he has false teeth without using "Fixodent" and he is about to spit them out? I understand about half of what he says when he's calm and about 10% of what he says when he's excited. His commentary has become quite annoying to me because of this.