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re: As the Funnel Empties: UT Pikes Deny Butt Chugging, Hilarious PC covered by CNN

Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by CavalryAg07
ChiTown
Member since Jul 2009
2834 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:05 pm to
good lord. the presser sounds like something from the onion.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:05 pm to
I work in healthcare and deal with HIPAA daily. There are SEVERAL HIPAA violations surrounding this and this kid is probably going to get paid.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

I work in healthcare and deal with HIPAA daily. There are SEVERAL HIPAA violations surrounding this and this kid is probably going to get paid.


Not if the info coming out originated in police interviews with his "buddies". Police reports are public records.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
53019 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

I work in healthcare and deal with HIPAA daily. There are SEVERAL HIPAA violations surrounding this and this kid is probably going to get paid.


Given the choice, I'd probably rather remain anonymous and not get paid as opposed to being the person who puts a face to the activity of "butt chugging".
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Not if the info coming out originated in police interviews with his "buddies". Police reports are public records.


Police reports cannot contain certain things about his medical situation.

The doctors aren't supposed to release some stuff to police in the first place.

The university ran with it before it could be proven,etc.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

The doctors aren't supposed to release some stuff to police in the first place.


What did they release that they shouldn't have to police?

The report says interviews with other frat members were the ones who said they butt chugged. In the course of an investigation, what did the hospital release, that they shouldn't have to police, to determine that any criminality didn't occur?
Posted by 1999
Where I be
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33161 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:15 pm to
epic this presser is epic.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:21 pm to
quote:


Given the choice, I'd probably rather remain anonymous and not get paid as opposed to being the person who puts a face to the activity of "butt chugging".


I would rather have my toenails pulled out than buttchug with an enema, go to the hospital, shite and bleed everywhere, have my lawyer emphatically insist without being prompted that I'm not gay, and then get up and make a statement myself so everyone can imagine me with soiled underwear and a tube full of Franzia wine in my arse.



Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34492 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Butt Chugging

So......if you get pulled over in Tennessee now, are they gonna make you fart into a breathalyzer?

Bunch of sick fricks up in Tennessee man. Jesus.......
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:26 pm to


I think that pretty much sums up everyone's thoughts here.
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14512 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

Bunch of sick fricks up in Tennessee man. Jesus.......



You're just jealous you didn't get credit for trying it first
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:28 pm to
Wish that I was on ole Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee Hills.
Ain't no dirty enemas on Rocky Top,
Ain't no medical bills.

Once I had a drink on Rocky Top,
Half saline the other half wine;
Wild as a mink as sweet as soda pop,
Aint that buttchug fine.

CHORUS

Rocky Top, you'll always be,
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole Rocky Top,
Rocky Top Tennessee.

Once two strangers climbed ole Rocky Top,
Lookin' for a bottom full.
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top,
Reckon they clogged up their bull.
Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top,
Dirt's too rocky Lord knows.
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top,
get their wine from a hose.

CHORUS

I've had years of cramped up GI tract;
Trapped like a duck in a pen.
All I know is it's a pity pact,
Can't get that enema again.



Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33357 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Wish that I was on ole Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee Hills.
Ain't no dirty enemas on Rocky Top,
Ain't no medical bills.

Once I had a drink on Rocky Top,
Half saline the other half wine;
Wild as a mink as sweet as soda pop,
Aint that buttchug fine.

CHORUS

Rocky Top, you'll always be,
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole Rocky Top,
Rocky Top Tennessee.

Once two strangers climbed ole Rocky Top,
Lookin' for a bottom full.
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top,
Reckon they clogged up their bull.
Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top,
Dirt's too rocky Lord knows.
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top,
get their wine from a hose.

CHORUS

I've had years of cramped up GI tract;
Trapped like a duck in a pen.
All I know is it's a pity pact,
Can't get that enema again.



Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14512 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:32 pm to


I have tears running down my cheeks. I can't remember when I've laughed so hard.

Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:36 pm to
Glad yall liked it..and with that I'm off to do actual work. Have a great afternoon.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:39 pm to
That's pretty damn good.
Posted by Bellabama
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Member since Nov 2009
30878 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:49 pm to
Nothing like stupid old work to ruin a buzz. I feel like I'm coming off the ceiling in Mary Poppins.


Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:52 pm to







He is Scottish and not gay. This is so awesome.
Posted by Volmanac
Nashville, TN
Member since May 2009
7733 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 1:56 pm to
Plunger rapers and now butt chuggers.


WTF is wrong with my school
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