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re: As per my 22 year tradition, the night before the IronBowl

Posted on 11/23/09 at 12:05 pm to
Posted by UPT
NOLA
Member since May 2009
5751 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 12:05 pm to
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my friends and I will meet at a bar in Southside, drink about 4 beers each, then drive down to Legion Field and take a piss on that statue of The Drunk With The Tacky Hat.

Any and all are welcome to join us Thursday night.


get drunk and go call a dead guy a drunk...

I love booze and women. Guess that makes me a Bama fan and you guys... well, BOOGS.
Posted by h0nkifuvcoached4bama
Alabama
Member since Oct 2009
925 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 12:18 pm to
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get drunk and go call a dead guy a drunk...
I never said we would be drunk. We will drink a few beers to get a bladder full of piss, not drunk.
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
27083 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 12:22 pm to
Why don't you go check to see how many beers it takes to get to the legal limit to drive.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40951 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 2:23 pm to
anybody who rolls toomers after an auburn loss can expect to spend the night in Lee County jail.
Posted by Big Fat
"Fear the Hat" returns 2010
Member since Sep 2009
5404 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 2:24 pm to
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drink about 4 beers each, then drive
Dont do it (d&d that is). Pissing on the dead prick is fine...
Posted by 4nmylifetime
668 Neighbor to the Beast
Member since Jun 2009
2844 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 2:32 pm to
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h0nkifuvcoached4bama


Has been owned on his own frickin' thread. Dude doesnt come off as the sharpest tool in the shed. The only 22 year old tradition he has is being a loser.

Auburn: Where your very best is only good enough for second place.
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 2:36 pm to
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Where your very best is only good enough for second place.


Why dont you actually win more than 2 games in a fricking decade and then talk shite about us being second best.
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
10426 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 2:42 pm to
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my friends and I will meet at a bar in Southside, drink about 4 beers each, then drive down to Legion Field and take a piss on that statue of The Drunk With The Tacky Hat.


so your saying your getting drunk and urinating in public on thanksgiving night. basically an average thanksgiving for most aubies. whats the big deal.
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 2:43 pm to
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so your saying your getting drunk and urinating in public on thanksgiving night. basically an average thanksgiving for most aubies. whats the big deal.


I am having people over for fried turkey, I think his might be a little off. To be fair the day before the Iron Bowl isn't usually on Thanksgiving.
Posted by SabanIsAGod
Jackson
Member since Oct 2009
3880 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 2:47 pm to
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Who else thinks he's into beastiallity?


100% positive this booger eating barner is a goat-humper
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
10426 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 2:50 pm to
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anybody who rolls toomers after an auburn loss can expect to spend the night in Lee County jail.


not in 1999, although it was fun to watch the aubies climb the tree to pull out the toilet paper.
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8332 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 3:01 pm to
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auzach91
As per my 22 year tradition, the night before the IronBowl
anybody who rolls toomers after an auburn loss can expect to spend the night in Lee County jail.


it would be worth it.


But what if someone decided to piss on the tree after an auburn loss....what would be the punishment?
This post was edited on 11/23/09 at 3:03 pm
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40951 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 3:17 pm to
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But what if someone decided to piss on the tree after an auburn loss....what would be the punishment


if i saw it, a trip to the hospital
Posted by ILoveLamp
Florida
Member since Aug 2009
4303 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 3:51 pm to
I'm going to take a steaming shite on that tree, and then wipe, and toss the toilet paper into the tree.

Bring it.
Posted by spacewrangler
In my easy chair with my boots on..
Member since Sep 2009
9815 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 3:55 pm to

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if i saw it, a trip to the hospital


another IE Barner Badass or are you saying you'd go over start some shite, get the crap beat out of you then go to the hospital.
Posted by Ray Ray Rodman
Florida
Member since Mar 2005
17654 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 4:00 pm to
Bryant: The most worshipped drunk cheater in history.

2nd place goes to Kenny Stabler.
Posted by tydedawg
Lexington AL
Member since Oct 2007
9 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 4:12 pm to
well i guess i'll go piss on the statue of an auburn legend .. anybody know of one?????
Posted by ILoveLamp
Florida
Member since Aug 2009
4303 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
10426 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 4:23 pm to
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well i guess i'll go piss on the statue of an auburn legend .. anybody know of one?????


Samuel Mockbee, although I'm not sure he has a statue.
Posted by BamaInHsv
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2008
17889 posts
Posted on 11/23/09 at 4:29 pm to
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Bryant: The most worshipped drunk cheater in history.


Ray Ray... You're right... in part.

Bryant drank... and he liked the ladies a little more than he should have. The cheating shite isn't as strong though.

Bear Bryant, and every other coach in the country knew what they COULD do... and what they couldn't do. He probably (I wasn't there) did the same crap any other coach did.

No matter what you think about his character, his morals, or his ethics, Bear Bryant is one of the greatest coaches in the history of the game. You'll never change that.

Calling him names or whining about him makes you look like a pussy. Just sayin'.
This post was edited on 11/23/09 at 4:31 pm
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