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Breaking News!!! The Mizzou Enigma Has Been Cracked!!! QB Mystery Solved.

Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:24 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:24 pm
I've been pondering the nonsense of Pinkel backing his hurt and hit-shy QB Franklin quite a bit. I'm surprised that no one has arrived to my conclusions yet. I haven't read anything remotely related to the conclusions I make in this thread.

Last night I was asleep when all of the sudden I awakened to a gutteral voice. My eyes popped open and I looked at the clock. It said 3:00 AM...the Devil's Hour. That gave me the creeps. I nervously looked around the bedroom and thought to myself I hope I was dreaming.

I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, rolled over and put my arm around my sleeping wife. She stirred and rolled over. I opened my eyes and realized I was face-to-face with a football demon who simply said, "It's all about the Texas Pipeline".




I screamed, fell off the bed, and then my wife turned on the light. "What's wrong, hun?" The football demon was gone.

I couldn't sleep. The Demon's message got me to thinking about Mizzou football. And then it hit me.

My theory is this:

I don't think Pinkel wants to stick with Franklin. I don't think he's loyal to a fault with Franklin (he is with Yost, but that's because Yost is a great recruiter). Pinkel wants to make Berkstresser the starting QB.

However, Pinkel is giving Franklin every chance to play because Franklin is a Texas kid. Pinkel doesn't want to burn the Texas pipeline. It's long been known that Pinkel and staff were very good at recuiting in Texas. They built up years of trust with Texas high school coaches and the parents of Texas football players.

Now, more than ever, the Texas pipeline is on shaky ground due to our move to the SEC. He doesn't want to piss off the Texas coaches and parents by essentially firing his star Texas QB. He needs Franklin to do well so other Texas high school standouts continue to look at Missouri as a good fit when Texas and A&M overlook them.

This situation puts Pinkel in a very awkward position. And this is the reason why no one on Earth can understand why he's playing Franklin, even though Franklin has said that he doesn't want to play.

This isn't about Franlin. It's about the Texas pipeline.

KAfrickING BOOM!!! The Pinkel Code has been cracked by the nefariously brilliant Mizzoukills! Bookmark this as the Pinkel Rosetta Stone.
This post was edited on 9/25/12 at 6:29 pm
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:25 pm to
Someone married you?
Posted by JDM1992
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:25 pm to
This post was edited on 2/8/13 at 6:42 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:26 pm to
You have a pony tail, sword collection, and a pair of glasses with extremely thick lenses, don't you?
This post was edited on 9/25/12 at 4:29 pm
Posted by dedfella
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:27 pm to
Mizz fans post some serious long shite
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:27 pm to
3:00 am. Fixed. Thank you great ranters.
Posted by audodger
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:28 pm to
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:28 pm to
Where is that RA button?...
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:28 pm to
You aren't gay?

ETA: Question was for OP
This post was edited on 9/25/12 at 4:29 pm
Posted by rumtumtiger
Georgia
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:29 pm to
Dude,

I know there's a learning curve and we're all trying to be patient but nobody cares about your opus on twinkle, er Pinkel. You ran out of gas against UGA and got clobbered by USC. Changing quarterbacks can't hurt at this juncture but if you want anybody to read your copy, keep it short-er.
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Someone married you?



Posted by Supravol22
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:30 pm to
Posted by troywew
Member since Nov 2010
2510 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

You have a pony tail, sword collection, and a pair of glasses with extremely thick lenses, don't you?









WHat's wrong with a sword collection??
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:36 pm to
Rebelgator

quote:

You have a pony tail, sword collection, and a set of glasses with extremely thick lenses, don't you?


Holy shite! Do I know you?

Actually, I have a nice fade, racing canoe collection, and a set of stylish black 60s glasses like you would see in Mad Men.

More like this guy...



or this guy...

Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

mizzoukills
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:38 pm to


You hit it on the nail, Genro!!!
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:39 pm to
Really?
Posted by BOHICA
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Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:39 pm to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:52 pm to
Actually, the OP arrives to some rather controversial conclusions regarding the Mizzou QB situation.

He may be a weirdo, but I think the OP is wickedly intelligent...
This post was edited on 9/25/12 at 4:53 pm
Posted by SoCalMIZ
Jumbotown, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2012
2875 posts
Posted on 9/25/12 at 4:58 pm to


Obviously, this is exactly whats going on.
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