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Posted on 7/1/14 at 1:49 pm to pivey14
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You can count...on seeing me...in the parking lot
ETA: I'll be dressed in purple and gold. Shouldn't be too hard to find me.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 1:55 pm to pivey14
Someone caught the reference 
And also impressed wanderin knows that it was improvised
And also impressed wanderin knows that it was improvised
Posted on 7/1/14 at 1:57 pm to Tornado Alley
We need a tale of the tape.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 2:13 pm to pivey14
TA wins that all day errday
Then goes R Kelly on your face
Then goes R Kelly on your face
Posted on 7/1/14 at 2:28 pm to REBEL5 AC
Engram is at 230lbs now. Haynes 228lbs.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 2:45 pm to WhistlinDixie15
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TA wins that all day errday
Then goes R Kelly on your face
Posted on 7/1/14 at 2:52 pm to pivey14
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We need a tale of the tape.
Tornado Alley - The Pass Christian Pulverizer
6'0
175 lb
Probably 54+ inch reach (measured by using the length of my desk
) Size 12 shoe (anything less than a 12 is beta)
Has a family history of hypertension
Can jump pretty damn high
Prefers honey-flavored Teddy Grahams to cinnamon-flavored
Is a "problem drinker"
Prefers major domestic beers in this order: (1) Miller Lite; (2) Budweiser; (3) Bud Light; (4) Coors Light; (5) Coors Banquet
Posted on 7/1/14 at 3:00 pm to Tornado Alley
Well I won't go all out like that cause I'm at work, but...
5'11
215.
65 inch reach with cowbell in hand
5'11
215.
65 inch reach with cowbell in hand
This post was edited on 7/1/14 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 7/1/14 at 3:09 pm to pivey14
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Well I won't go all out like that cause I'm at work, but...
5'11
215.
65 inch reach with cowbell in hand
Is this a weapons match?
Stupid question. It's always a weapons match
I'm going to beat your arse with a rake.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 3:12 pm to Tornado Alley
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Prefers honey-flavored Teddy Grahams to cinnamon-flavored
Posted on 7/1/14 at 3:12 pm to Tornado Alley
I'll fight both of you.
5'10 3/4"
165.8 lbs
70 1/2" wingspan
10.5 show size (anything more is overcompensation for a small peen)
Family history of being awesome with awesome genetics. Seriously, we're super humans.
I can't jump very high (25" vertical) but my dad used to be able to jump straight up and kick an 8' ceiling (he's 5'7").
Frosted Pop-Tarts are disgusting. Non-frosted strawberry, FTW.
Is over halfway through P90X3. Has not skipped a day. Bitch.
Can throw a janitor's set of keys on to the roof of the tallest Taco Bell you can find.
Just got done mowing the lawn whilst jamming to Michael Jackson's "This Is It" album.
5'10 3/4"
165.8 lbs
70 1/2" wingspan
10.5 show size (anything more is overcompensation for a small peen)
Family history of being awesome with awesome genetics. Seriously, we're super humans.
I can't jump very high (25" vertical) but my dad used to be able to jump straight up and kick an 8' ceiling (he's 5'7").
Frosted Pop-Tarts are disgusting. Non-frosted strawberry, FTW.
Is over halfway through P90X3. Has not skipped a day. Bitch.
Can throw a janitor's set of keys on to the roof of the tallest Taco Bell you can find.
Just got done mowing the lawn whilst jamming to Michael Jackson's "This Is It" album.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 3:13 pm to Wanderin Reb
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Frosted Pop-Tarts are disgusting. Non-frosted strawberry, FTW.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 3:15 pm to Tornado Alley
Don't casty me because I have better taste than you.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 3:16 pm to Wanderin Reb
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Can throw a janitor's set of keys on to the roof of the tallest Taco Bell you can find
Posted on 7/1/14 at 3:17 pm to WhistlinDixie15
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WhistlinDixie15
Posted on 7/1/14 at 3:18 pm to Rebelgator
That's become my tOfficial measurement of strength.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 3:28 pm to Wanderin Reb
Non frosted...... The frick man? Those things should've been burned at the stake along with off brand cereal and canned chicken breasts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 3:39 pm to Wanderin Reb
I'm sure your feats of strength are on par, but your taste in pop tarts sucks.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 3:39 pm to WhistlinDixie15
Kroger brand cereal or GTFO.
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