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Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:20 pm to paperwasp
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I thought you said D.
Eeeek
Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:03 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Posted on 8/11/26 at 7:29 pm to paperwasp
It would take 4 C's to make one D. 
Posted on 8/11/26 at 7:32 pm to Boom33
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flehmen response
I had to look that up.
Posted on 8/17/26 at 6:31 pm to OK Roughneck
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I had to look that up.
I thought you worked livestock?
Posted on 8/17/26 at 8:03 pm to Cheese Grits
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I thought you worked livestock?
I never knew that lip curl thing had a name.
Posted on 8/17/26 at 10:46 pm to OK Roughneck
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I never knew that lip curl thing had a name.
Elvis has a lip curl.
I worked the breeding shed for a stint in my life.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 6:19 pm to Cheese Grits
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worked the breeding shed for a stint in my life.
Uhm ... down in Tijuana as a fluffer for the donkey show?
jk
Saw a gif once of two women collecting from a horse. Vet students not porn. It looked intense.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:01 pm to OK Roughneck
Some horses it is OK to breed artificially
Some horses must be bred naturally and in view of witnesses
(probably because the breeding seasons are dadgumed expensive and need witnesses, not because folks are pervs)
I think in the 80's they started videotaping it for the person providing the mare to be covered as further proof of correct stallion breeding correct mare.
Worst job on earth might be the teaser pony and a lifetime of blue balls and / or bruising from being kicked by a mare who was not in the mood.
I will say that working breeding season could easily be a 70 to 80 hour week but the perk was pretty randy wives and girlfriends doing that time when you got some sexy time.
On a side note, worked with sows and boars (they do it artificially, as do cows) but never in "collection" or "insemination" thankfully. Can only imagine what a massive boar and a massive sow are like when trying to make bacon. If memory serves when I did that side of livestock in Arkansas am thinking they were like 600 to 1,200 hundred pounds of livestock each and it would not go well if you got caught in the middle of that much weight.
Them Plesant Mart Wimmin's would be tiny in comparison.
Some horses must be bred naturally and in view of witnesses
(probably because the breeding seasons are dadgumed expensive and need witnesses, not because folks are pervs)
I think in the 80's they started videotaping it for the person providing the mare to be covered as further proof of correct stallion breeding correct mare.
Worst job on earth might be the teaser pony and a lifetime of blue balls and / or bruising from being kicked by a mare who was not in the mood.
I will say that working breeding season could easily be a 70 to 80 hour week but the perk was pretty randy wives and girlfriends doing that time when you got some sexy time.
On a side note, worked with sows and boars (they do it artificially, as do cows) but never in "collection" or "insemination" thankfully. Can only imagine what a massive boar and a massive sow are like when trying to make bacon. If memory serves when I did that side of livestock in Arkansas am thinking they were like 600 to 1,200 hundred pounds of livestock each and it would not go well if you got caught in the middle of that much weight.
Them Plesant Mart Wimmin's would be tiny in comparison.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:09 pm to Cheese Grits
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hem Plesant Mart Wimmin's would be tiny in comparison.
I would think hogs would be more dangerous than cattle or horses.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 10:02 pm to OK Roughneck
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I would think hogs would be more dangerous than cattle or horses.
My observation is you are correct.
As a side note, never saw a lose horse or cow eat your baby, hogs and sows will in an instant, and have no remorse.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 10:16 pm to OK Roughneck
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Tijuana as a fluffer for the donkey show?
At least until the 1970's donkeys were fully employed in T, MEX.
Daytime they painted them to look like zebras for the tourist pic trade
Back from the 1920's maybe, a few got snuck in for there local equine tracks
Night time meant donkey show employment
Only downside was rides for rent to fat tourist in the heat where they dropped dead on the spot from a heart attack. Guessing you avoided local steaks and hamburgers that night.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 10:30 pm to Cheese Grits
I used to show pigs when I was a kid. Some of the pigs we had that were not show pigs would try and bite you.
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