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Why are breasts awesome?
Posted on 1/23/13 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 1/23/13 at 7:51 pm
They're only bags of skin and fat,
But yet, they drive us wild,
From the lecherous old man,
To the hungry newborn child,
What gives them such great power,
Bestows them such allure?
Why on earth do we crave them,
Of that I'm not quite sure.
Is it the way they sway and bounce,
All wrapped up in a shirt?
Is it the way they wordlessly,
Draw down our eyes and flirt?
The way they sharply turn our heads,
Enough to cause whiplash?
Or how we'd do most anything,
For but a moment's flash?
How we will look for hours on end,
At them on our computers?
You know, I really don't care why,
But damn, I love some hooters!
But yet, they drive us wild,
From the lecherous old man,
To the hungry newborn child,
What gives them such great power,
Bestows them such allure?
Why on earth do we crave them,
Of that I'm not quite sure.
Is it the way they sway and bounce,
All wrapped up in a shirt?
Is it the way they wordlessly,
Draw down our eyes and flirt?
The way they sharply turn our heads,
Enough to cause whiplash?
Or how we'd do most anything,
For but a moment's flash?
How we will look for hours on end,
At them on our computers?
You know, I really don't care why,
But damn, I love some hooters!
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Posted on 1/23/13 at 7:51 pm to fr33manator
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 1/23/13 at 7:52 pm to fr33manator
Go back to TDOT. You're a fricking garbage poster.
Posted on 1/23/13 at 7:53 pm to KurtGoBang1
You're gay, huh? Sorry you don't like tits bro.
Posted on 1/23/13 at 7:53 pm to fr33manator
I just don't like you.
Posted on 1/23/13 at 7:54 pm to KurtGoBang1
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 1/23/13 at 7:55 pm to KurtGoBang1
quote:
KurtGoBang1
Who the frick are you?
Posted on 1/23/13 at 7:55 pm to JDM1992
these fricking noobs 
Posted on 1/23/13 at 7:55 pm to fr33manator
Why do we like asses? After all, they're just two chunks of meat and skin surrounded by an exit hole that's constantly spitting out farts, digested chili, sushi and cum.
Posted on 1/23/13 at 7:56 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 1/23/13 at 7:57 pm to KurtGoBang1
You're bweaking my wittle heawt.
Hold me while I cry cat.
Someone doesn't like me.
Hold me while I cry cat.
Someone doesn't like me.
Posted on 1/23/13 at 8:06 pm to BradPitt
quote:
Why do we like asses?
You can drink through them!
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 8:08 pm
Posted on 1/23/13 at 8:07 pm to fr33manator
You caught the gay Brah? Not you of all people fr33 :smh:
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 1/23/13 at 8:08 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Someone doesn't like me.
I wouldn't worry about it too much.
No one even knows who he is.
Posted on 1/23/13 at 8:09 pm to StealthCalais11
quote:
You caught the gay Brah?
If writing about how awesome tits are is gay, then I don't wanna be straight.
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 1/23/13 at 8:10 pm to KurtGoBang1
quote:
KurtGoBang1
what the frick is your problem brah?
Posted on 1/23/13 at 8:10 pm to fr33manator
So you would take dick in the arse in order to admire a good pair of tits? New thread topic?
Posted on 1/23/13 at 8:11 pm to StealthCalais11
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 1/23/13 at 8:14 pm to StealthCalais11
Nah bro, I don't bat for that team. If that's what it takes to like tits, I'll be an arse man.
Posted on 1/23/13 at 8:15 pm to JDM1992
1. He had to ask this question.
2. I'm just fricking with fr33 like always
2. I'm just fricking with fr33 like always
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