re: Who left the door open?

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I have been know to engage in sexual congress in the friend zone, but I am more like the Mafia and "Big Pauley"

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I've never told a women "I love you" to get them in the sack, but I've had multiple women lie and say "I won't tell anyone" to get me in the sack.

Liars, almost every damn one of them.

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You want me to be your shrink, pay me
You want me to be your bank, pay me
You want me to beat somebody up, pay me

I was around for the 60's and 70's

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I see young chicks now and it's all great until you think about how you are at some point forced to have conversations with them. I've never done those dating apps, but the swipe right and left shite might not be all that bad.

As long as they aren't the ones that you can't get to leave.