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Posted on 10/11/20 at 9:30 pm to awestruck
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Wasn't real sure, then she quipped, "why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it".
That's called a Mississippi Queen
Posted on 10/12/20 at 6:56 am to cbree88
Go to the bathroom if you have to let one rip
Except for the 12 year old, she gets away with the kitchen table, couch, anywhere really with nothing more than a stern glance from mom

Except for the 12 year old, she gets away with the kitchen table, couch, anywhere really with nothing more than a stern glance from mom


Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:37 am to Old Sarge
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Except for the 12 year old, she gets away with the kitchen table, couch, anywhere really with nothing more than a stern glance from mom
I have a feeling that dad trained her to do this just to irritate mom

Posted on 10/26/20 at 2:31 pm to Switchback
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One can fart anywhere but next to the moonshine still
Just don’t light a match
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:53 pm to TheDeathValley
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I try to avoid catering near my daughter. Just doesn’t feel right. I’ll fart near my son all day though.
Me too. Probably sexist and will cause her all sorts of emotional issues but I also don’t tell her dirty jokes...my son? Nothing has ever been off the table If I thought he would understand. So much difference between daughters and sons. More so for daddies probably than the kids but it is definitely different.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 11:54 pm to cbree88
It’s crazy how you’ve gotten away with these threads over the years
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