re: Water isn’t wet

Until a camel takes a piss. Then the Sahara is literally infinitely more moist

I don't think camels piss, I think it goes back in the hump and gets distilled back in to water. I know that's how Bactrian camels work and that's what the extra hump is for.

Didn't think I'd need this category in the workbook but it has been noted. Thank you.

Correct. Small pieces of other's people shite are in your nose.

I have dust allergies and go into sneezing fits of 20+ any time dust is turned up. Which really means my nasal passages are reacting to the dust mites that live on the dust and are attempting to expel them.

If you don't have dust allergies it means your body is totally cool with fricking insects* (ANIMALS!) living and eating and fricking inside your nose.

*Correction: dust mites are arachnids not insects. Like spiders, scorpions and ticks

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By that logic then, if I piss in the ocean, is it now wet?

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I don't think so because it is instantly diluted and simply becomes "the water". And water isn't wet.

But like in the toilet? Yeah totally

I wonder if people upvote you just because you're you..

Shhhhh we don’t talk about that.

Narrow maybe but they got that sick bend in it in the middle, that’s gotta cause some drainage issues me thinks.

Whoooooooooaaaa, you sure took this in an odd direction, good to know you gotta button nose though, you’re right, that is very cute.

Like I want to send you a picture. It's remarkable.

Just a close up of the nose tho. I might be a total buttiznose