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The crayfish world tour continues
Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:05 pm
I think it was last year we talked about mutant crayfish that could reproduce by parthenogenesis and who were over running the German waterways.
Well... LINK
They have made it to Belgium. Which is particularly troublesome for the Europeans because Belgium is, well, basically the most wealthy and well behaved failed nation state on the planet. Don't get me wrong. Its a great place to live, the economy is doing pretty OK...
They have a great deal of difficulty forming a government. They are 3rd on the list of deaths per million due to Coronavirus. They have banned the use of poison to control... well... something like this. So you have massive outbreak of mutant crayfish who are eating everything in sight and a government (of sorts) that has zero ability to control it.
And the Europeans don't eat crayfish.
Well... LINK
They have made it to Belgium. Which is particularly troublesome for the Europeans because Belgium is, well, basically the most wealthy and well behaved failed nation state on the planet. Don't get me wrong. Its a great place to live, the economy is doing pretty OK...
They have a great deal of difficulty forming a government. They are 3rd on the list of deaths per million due to Coronavirus. They have banned the use of poison to control... well... something like this. So you have massive outbreak of mutant crayfish who are eating everything in sight and a government (of sorts) that has zero ability to control it.
And the Europeans don't eat crayfish.
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 6:08 pm to Arksulli
I don't know how you people eat those nasty things.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 8:43 pm to kywildcatfanone
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I don't know how you people eat those nasty things.
dumbass
Posted on 10/27/20 at 12:12 pm to Arksulli
quote:Not completely true.
And the Europeans don't eat crayfish
The Swedes have kräftskivor, a kind of national drinking and crawfish boiling day, in early August. Unlike Cajuns, their crawfish are seasoned mostly with dill.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 12:57 pm to Arksulli
I thought Belgians were pathetic deep state loving soy boys
Posted on 10/28/20 at 1:41 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
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The Swedes have kräftskivor, a kind of national drinking and crawfish boiling day, in early August. Unlike Cajuns, their crawfish are seasoned mostly with dill.
So we are dependent on the Swedes to save Europe.
I can buy that. Them and Norway would be my picks to save Europe on just about anything. Supposedly the Norwegians love tacos, they just need to invent a crayfish taco and this will end badly for the mutants.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 1:43 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Having known a few folks from Belgium they are quite pleasant folks. Its just that half of them want to be French. Half of them want to be German. And all of them secretly want to be Dutch.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 2:17 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
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quote:And the Europeans don't eat crayfishNot completely true. The Swedes have kräftskivor, a kind of national drinking and crawfish boiling day, in early August. Unlike Cajuns, their crawfish are seasoned mostly with dill.
Not true at all....crawfish are VERY popular in Europe...and they are a gold mine. Farming Lobster in Western Europe is a HUGE industry.
Apparently something happened to the native species and some crawfish from Louisiana were imported. They did what coon asses do and bred like flies and took over, destroying the native species and almost wiping them out. It is highly illegal now to bring any kind of American crawfish into Europe live.
We had a small lake (about 3 acres) on a base in Bavaria and they made their entire rod and gun club budget with one crop of Crawfish each year. They are worth a FORTUNE.....
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